SDF launches new cyber-defense unit

Want to do something for offense and defense? Don't forget to fill forms complete with multiple hankos.

Only now? Also better watch out for viruses in the fax machine.

Took them long enough. How long have we had the internet in Japan now? About 25 years?

So they bought expensive software from cyber snooping company Meta?

Cyberfaxes and cyberhankos?

Who's running this task force? Will they know which end of a USB stick to use and that sending an email is much more efficient than hanko-ing a written document and feeding it through a dinosaur fax machine?

This news is too funny.

Will all operatives be issued with the latest windows XP or will they be able to work remotely using their home network, laptop and tablet.

Especially with China's giant super quantum computer and giant super collider being almost finished.

Why bother name it a task force because any task is slow and dithering.

Too slow , too late and still waiting for guidance.

They can start fixing the Mizuho ATM crashes.

And fixing the Japanese stock market servers.

Chop, chop! There's lot work to do!

Dear God,

I pray that you make Japan's faxes and Windows 95 strong so the old men in the J-gov can protect Japan from the evils of cyberspace.

What a joke, previous recommendations have been to make sure your virus software is upto date. Like building your house out of paper

fax checkers unit?