Osaka construction worker arrested for throwing feces at female passersby

like a scene outta "silence of the lambs".

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Wow.

My question is, he did it not only multiple times, but across multiple DAYS? August 3rd, and now this? HOW was he not arrested earlier? SOMEONE must have gotten a look at him and given the cops something to look for. Yes, yes, I know -- it's the Jcops. But come on!

Or,

Problem: No matter what I feel.

Solution: It will be manly, to take out on girls/women.

I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair...I'm gonna wash that man...

HAHAHAHAHA .... hilarious!!! haven't heard that for sometime.

Or,

Problem: i feel miserable about work

Solution: i will make others feel miserable

Hmmmm, Japanese logic if ever i saw it.

Problem: I`m having a hard time at work.

Solution: I will throw my own faeces at female complete strangers. That`ll fix the situation.

I've heard of catcalls, but scatcalls?

Man, This really stinks!!!!

Well if you talk the talk I guess you can walk the walk.

As usual the J-imagination runs wild when it comes to crime in Japan. Gotta love it, unless you are the target.

But I often feel like this is what happens in my meetings in Japan.

"He was quoted by police as saying he did it because he felt frustrated after things started going badly at work."

But why is the "random" target always women and children?

"Using the child porn excuser logic, we now need to produce mangas about throwing keek, to stop men like this doing ti in real life."

I don't think we should even joke about this. It is Japan after all, probably already been done...

The only sh*t thrower I knew of was Gigi Allen (for those of you who know late 80s and early 90s punk) and I'm pretty sure this guy wasn't emulating him. Seriously only the insane throw feces at people. gobig: thanks for the laught that was the funniest thing I've read in a while.

he could "go again" to provide enough ammunition for his second victim?

disgusting.

I hate feces to pieces...

Well, some say that we have evolved monkeys... Just a little de-evolution. lol

I guess the shit has finally hit the spoke -not only are people talking the shit, but now they are throwing it also. An effect of the recession and I hope a signal of the bottoming of this difficult time for the thrower and especially surprised receiver.

AS you do....

Boy can you imagine the shock for those poor women - here you are walking along and then thwack or squish. Just the thought is a real gross out...After all my years in Japan, people here never cease to amaze me.

I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair...I'm gonna wash that man...

And anyway, isn't the guy just going to get even more frustrated if he misses?

All these people so tightly wound up in Japan... they've really got to find PRODUCTIVE ways to let of steam, not throw what comes out of their system at others. At least he's not killing his mother for hiding the remote, or bashing some guy's head in with a bat, or stabbing his mother, or anything else that happened today or yesterday in this going-to-hell-quick nation.

Using the child porn excuser logic, we now need to produce mangas about throwing keek, to stop men like this doing ti in real life.

All that wasted talent, no wonder he was frustrated. If he managed to squeeze one out while riding an undersized motorcycle at speed and then hit a moving target with it, shouldn't his focus, flexibility and coordination be rewarded with a job in the JSDF or similar?

no problem with minibike. Glad this pooh thrower is of the streets.

"Japan's going to have to start building more prisons."

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!

No outlet for frustrations at work, so shit in a tissue (we hope) and then throw it at random women. Oh, and then turn yourself in to the cops. Japanese "logic" at its best.

I guess this frustrated man really likes to shoot the sh*t. I mean to actually soil your own hands to throw it at someone really defies logic. Oh yeah but this is Japan where logic is a foreign concept.

but I guess you can now classify Japan as being in this category.

Brilliant!

Details, details. He probably used a slingshot.

Did he throw it barehanded, or wrap it up in tissue?

Japan's going to have to start building more prisons.

Flammenwerfer posted:

what exactly is a "minibike"?, a step thru 50cc scooter? a compact bicycle with small wheels? JT please desist from using Japlish.

In the U.S., a minibike is a small-engined (usually a lawn mower engine)motorized two-wheeler using a centrifical clutch. Don't know if that's what they're talking about in the article, but the word most definitely is NOT "Japlish".

I wonder did he wash his hands afterwards?

Just a normal day in wierd and wacky Japan.....another nutcase, who needs to be locked up for a decades.

According to police, the man turned himself in after the second attack in Settsu, Osaka Prefecture.

this sounds bizarre. Did he do it on his own accord, e.g, did he throw his poo, and then walked to the cop shop by himself, or did the victim drag him there, or yell at him or publicly shame him?

how exactly did he prepare the feces before hurling it? did he bring it from home, produce it on the spot?

C'mon JT, Details!

he should be put in a room for about a month with no toilet and only prunes to eat.

Agreed!

what a load of crap

Precisely! This is truly foul. What a loser.

what exactly is a "minibike"?, a step thru 50cc scooter? a compact bicycle with small wheels? JT please desist from using Japlish.

"I was frustrated..." what a load of crap. he should be put in a room for about a month with no toilet and only prunes to eat.

I heard of "shit hitting the fan" but this is ridiculous. Only in the Zoo you see this happening with the Monkeys/Gorillas but I guess you can now classify Japan as being in this category.

chimping is not a stress relief... try something else...

What is it with the 'I was angry/frustrated at work' excuse that comes up in Japanese crimes all the time???