Reporter says he tricked captors into using Twitter

“I’m ready to go back right now,” he said. “But after all the trouble, I have to think how not to repeat the same mistake. That’s the problem.

hopefully this is just a poor translation

maybe he thinks 3rd time abducted will be the charm with backrubs and unaju everyday

“I’m sure they never thought they were tricked.”

“They are a bunch of thieves just trying to extort money from Japan,” he said.

“I’m ready to go back right now,” he said

Talk all that and let's see what happens when you go back.

Tsuneoka had been abducted before.

Abductophilia?

Best Abductist? I'm glad he got back safely and if I were him, I'd stay away for awhile. Relax in safety Japan.

I am ready to go back again, addicted to hasish, opium or nan. Abundently available there.

Tsuneoka had been abducted before.

Abductophilia?

No, more like idiotitus.

I lol'd at the title of the article. It's amazing that they trusted him enough to let him set up their cell phone... and kind of weird that they would go to him to do that. Really? can't do it yourself? read a manual?