Sunkus store manager arrested for attempting to rob Lawson store

You couldn't make this up.

Sankus for your stupidity. Don't you know robbery is against the law, son?

Store Wars.

Convenience store competition taken to another level.

Robbery (even attempted) is a crime and therefor a serious matter and I'm not trying to make light of this, but reading this... well you're just lost for words really.... about how ludicrous the whole thing is.

Maybe he needed to balance his own store's register after taking out "loans".

Inappropriate, I know, but the headline made me laugh.

LoL. Store Wars. Classic-

They say there's no such thing as bad publicity but, never has common crime carried so much implications.

Store Wars.

Cut-Throat Competition (!)

Mocheake, that was very punny! (seriously, good one. upvoted)

I am curious to hear what his motive was....drunk? Needed money for pachinko? Doesn't remember doing it? All of the above?

Sunkus store manager arrested for attempting to rob Lawson store

Ripping off a rival convenience store? How amusing

Yoshida demanded money but the employee resisted, so he fled.

I guess the employee of the Lawson store didn't flinch at all from the threat and said like "Hey, you can really lick me? Get out of here!" And chances are that the suspect will lose his job as the store manager. What a farcical incident!

So weird. I don't approve of crime, but the headline made me laugh, I have to admit.

Educator,

He should have gone full r-tard, like some other of the local heroes here, with mask, obasan sun visor and a hat.

I know there are many people that are not that clever around here but this...? It takes the cake. Certainly, this must be a cultural thing, right?

Yeah, I laughed at the headline, too. And Mocheake's comment. But seriously, stay in school and don't do crime, kids!

Osaka! Does it really need to say more?!

Osaka! Does it really need to say more?!

thumbs up, that'll cure the sij sniper