Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt join Oscars starry presenting cast

“In keeping with our awards-show-as-a-movie approach, we’ve assembled a truly stellar cast of stars,” said producers Jesse Collins, Stacey Sher and Steven Soderbergh in a statement. “There’s so much wattage here, sunglasses may be required.”

Awesome.

Entertainment is such a tonic in these times of strife.

We are left cringing from their embarrassment -

- “There’s so much wattage here, sunglasses may be required.” -

said *producers Jesse Collins, Stacey Sher and Steven Soderbergh with no connection to reality**.*