Arashi to release all-English Bruno Mars-written single

This'll be a nice butchering of the English language.

@bo

This'll be a nice butchering of the English language.

A bit harsh on Mr Mars.

Most of the Yanks make a decent effort....

Good grief, I never thought I would say this, but I think my appreciation of Bruno Mars' singing talents are about to go up.

"The five band members' thoughts and feelings on their own group as well as their future are reflected in the lyrics, according to the record company J Storm."

Nothing says sincere thoughts and feelings like having a highly paid Pop Star write your thoughts and feelings for you.