Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis split 'amicably'

Exactly cracaphat: "I want half, Eddie!" - from e.murphy's raw, I believe.

Time to fight all the other women out there for a chance, I've got my boxing gloves!

Separated, like her front teeth!

Paradis, 39, is more famous in France than abroad.

Who? Anyway, I might have a chance now.... though I might have to fight off heavysyrup's mum... and a few million others...

@ Remzzz

Good catch! I see the connection now! So THAT'S why he was into Ms. Paradis!

It's not the best photo of her. She's usually really, really hot / beautiful.

Ok. Now he can go live with Tim Burton :P

If she normally goes through her day with a look like that, then I'm surprised he STARTED seeing her! Head turned away, smirk, and a glare from the corner of her eyes. You'd think she was playing an arch-villan.

Eh, those 2 split up? I thought that would never happen. I actually respected him a lot for that.

Upon hearing this news, my mother literally did a happy dance.

I think that's that day's make-up and that angle and the particular instant of that expression is what that is.

She looks like one of Tim Burton's creations.

Had no idea Vanessa Paradise was so creepy looking!