Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis split 'amicably'

Upon hearing this news, my mother literally did a happy dance.

Ok. Now he can go live with Tim Burton :P

Had no idea Vanessa Paradise was so creepy looking!

It's not the best photo of her. She's usually really, really hot / beautiful.

Paradis, 39, is more famous in France than abroad.

Who? Anyway, I might have a chance now.... though I might have to fight off heavysyrup's mum... and a few million others...

She looks like one of Tim Burton's creations.

I think that's that day's make-up and that angle and the particular instant of that expression is what that is.

Eh, those 2 split up? I thought that would never happen. I actually respected him a lot for that.

@ Remzzz

Good catch! I see the connection now! So THAT'S why he was into Ms. Paradis!

Separated, like her front teeth!

Time to fight all the other women out there for a chance, I've got my boxing gloves!

Exactly cracaphat: "I want half, Eddie!" - from e.murphy's raw, I believe.

If she normally goes through her day with a look like that, then I'm surprised he STARTED seeing her! Head turned away, smirk, and a glare from the corner of her eyes. You'd think she was playing an arch-villan.