Russia tasks Hollywood actor Seagal with improving U.S. ties

The mind boggles.

But then again the alleged rapist does have strong ties in promoting the pro-Russian propaganda. So I suppose it makes some kind of sense.

Imagine reading this headline in the '90s? It would be the most confusing thing ever.

best wishes to steven seagal in this task. He'll be battling the MS media and leftist/liberals.

First Dennis Rodman and now this? Is the fate of humanity truly in the hands of has-been celebrities?

best wishes to steven seagal in this task. He'll be battling the MS media and leftist/liberals.

I've not seen that film. Is it popular in Russia?

Steven Seagal, aside from being an overweight bad B actor, also has numerous sexual harassment accusations against him as well as rape. Don't know if there's any truth to it but sheeesh!!, there are so many, I'll take the women's word for it.

The guy is scum. No wonder he ran off to Russia. WTF is Russia thinking!?

By now Steven Seagal is largely considered a joke. It's especially unlikely he'll improve these so-called "youth ties" - if young people aren't laughing at him, they just don't care about him. Strange choice.

After 3 dozen vodka's, Putin's foreign minister is in the spa with his boss...

Minister: "Vladimir, I haf gut idea. Ve make Steven Seagal our "special representative for Russian-U.S. humanitarian ties."

Putin: You're drunk again, Sergei. And after only 30 vodkas. The American hate Seagal. He is a tough guy, like me. He has no sense of humor. And he attacks too many women. And we don't have "special representative for Russian-U.S. humanitarian ties."

Minister: Zat is da joke, Vlad. It vill drive the Americans crazy.

Putin: They are already crazy enough, Sergei. But I like your thinking.

Trump won’t be happy. I bet he thought Putin would choose him, first!

Minister: Zat is da joke, Vlad. It vill drive the Americans crazy.

Haha! It's actually pretty plausible.

I think Seagal should just go straight to DVD.

Pukey Seagal met with Putin for 2 hours and then it went straight to DVD. Nyuk nyuk!

would receive no salary.

But he will receive Russian women instead of salary.

What’s Russian for “LOL”?