Sumo horse racing game returns with guest appearances from Street Fighter characters

By Preston Phro, RocketNews24

With laser-blast-firing sumo wrestlers on horses, Japan Sumo Derby was one of the best things we’ve seen this year. So, how can it be topped? With Street Fighter characters.

The original Japan Sumo Derby game, produced for the JRA (Japan Racing Association) and Nihon Sumo Kyokai (Japan Sumo Organization), was a free browser game made to promote sumo, horse racing, and, presumably, the people who make laser blasts. Players could even race against a robot sumo wrestler, which probably satisfies Rule 34 for someone.

Sadly, Japan Sumo Derby is no longer online, possibly because the Internet can only contain so much awesomeness without a tube bursting. Fortunately, though, there is a silver lining to this dark cloud: A new version of the game featuring Street Fighter characters has been announced.

The new game will be released on Nov 22, which is Sunday. We can only assume that means Monday will be the least productive day this year, despite what you may have heard about Fallout 4 and certain websites involving videos of people doing, um, things to each other.

Japan Sumo Derby featured a variety of real sumo wrestlers and horses and had players using “special attacks” to speed their steeds to the finish line. Its animation and models were mediocre at best and the game was seemingly made by throwing darts at a dictionary — which probably explains why it was so popular. Adding the likes of Ryu and Chun-Li will only increase the insanity level, so you can believe we will be hooked.

Keep an eye on Japan Sumo Cup this weekend for what promises to be the Game of the Year.

Read more stories from RocketNews24. -- There’s something a little “off” about the wrestlers in this sumo dating sim -- Special photo booths let you pose with sumo wrestlers without having to strap on a loincloth -- Meet Chiyomaru: the cutest gosh-darn sumo wrestler you’ll ever see

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I'm sorry, but what the actual heck is this article trying to talk about? 2 porn references and a ridiculously crappy game they're trying to be sarcastic about?

I mean, it's all good to try and show crappy things and poke fun, but at least be coherent.

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"Porn references" lmfao!

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A browser based game? Lol.

Wake me up when this is on mobile.

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