Taylor Swift goes blank on social media, sending fans into frenzy

Silence is golden

Stay blank. But methinks not for long. Taylor doesnt want her fans to wake up.

It's just show business - she's putting on a show

(It's like if ya own your own business - ya put on a show to keep your business pertinent)

Taylor who?

Swift. She was behind all that controversy about poor people. Tried to pass it off as a "modest proposal". Also bailed out of a royal gig at Brobdingnag. It was huge!

Bernie.......

TayTay???  Hiddleswift???  Got groped by some Midwestern DJ?  Has sung some ditties that have a bit of a following??  Bit rich??   

Yes, I wish that I didn't know any of this stuff too.

It's all for publicity. Ask her agent.

"I'm scared to go to sleep thanks to Taylor Swift like what if she drops a new song," tweeted an anxious fan called Anu using the handle @shadesoftaylor.

Darwinism at its finest. One of millions of reasons why Ms. Swift has finally done us a favor. Please don't stop there. Please take Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber and all the other gormless, talentless, vacuous millenials with you and disappear for good.

She just came out with a new album - it's all just promotion

That's showbiz