Wanted: Intimacy coordinators. Hollywood's fastest growing job

whether the script calls for a first kiss

Oh my... the horror.

Just require a mandatory 2 foot separation between all men and women, and absolutely no touching allowed.

That way, no boundaries will ever be crossed and all the SJWs can sleep well at night.

you have got to be kidding me.

I think these will be necessary for pornography video shoots such as triple penetration. I mean how deep is too deep!

I mean how deep is too deep!

In this day an age, a hand on the shoulder is crossing boundaries.

Funny.

Hollywood stupidity at it's best ..

I have a better idea. How about if we just get rid of those scenes? Then there will be no need for this kind of thing. It will be good for the actors as well.

I figure these "intimacy coordinators" will be just like Rugby refs.

Peering into the scramble blowing a whistle whenever they judge a foul.

What a gong show.

Meanwhile in other countries, people are adults.

Oh brother. Just use the Islamic and Sharia guidelines, mixed with some feminist propaganda, I don't understand what all this fuss is about.

It’s Hollywood, now why would anyone be surprised about this?