Boys, get your dating advice from Sugoren.com. Girls, get yours from girl.sugoren.com. Post questions and have them answered by your opposite numbers on their own site. Great for impersonal, sorry, interpersonal communication. Here is our top nine of Sugoren’s top nines, to get you primed for some summer lovin’.
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Top nine phrases she knows are just flattery but she’s still happy to hear… Choice pick: “Even without makeup you look the same.”
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Top nine favorite phrases that irritate women… Mostly not what he says, but how he says it—insincere apologies crop up twice.
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Top nine things he says in jest that will tick her off… Choice picks: “If you had an affair, I’d overlook it,” and, “You’d be suited for pro-wrestling, you know.”
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Top nine complaints girls have about their long-term boyfriends… Choice picks: “He always suggests staying in for dates,” and, “He farts in my presence without shame.” Sounds familiar.
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Top nine thoughts girls have when a guy tells them what “type” he prefers… Choice picks: “Oh, so he doesn’t have a girlfriend,” and, “There’s no woman in existence like that,” followed by a hearty laugh.
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Top nine times that a guy should get angry (to show he cares)… Apparently, when she comes home drunk, guys should get pissed off rather than just taking care of her without saying a word. Take note.
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Top ways to show your true colors and turn her off… Mama’s boys, nose pickers and nail biters beware.
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Top eight lines guys say to stop girlfriends hanging out with guy friends… Choice picks: “You can’t hang out with your guy friends” (10 points for directness, minus 2 for tact) and, “Hang out, but you can’t go to their apartment.”
- Top nine lines that will make her heart skip a beat in your first email or phone call… Top pick: “The truth is… I’ve wanted to ask for your number for ages/since we met.” A simple summer scorcher!
Source: www.sugoren.com and http://girl.sugoren.com
© Metropolis magazine (www.metropolis.co.jp)
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ihavegreatlegs
Dumb, but Japanese for sure and for Junior High.
Nicky Washida
Dumb, and yet - I read the whole thing and found myself going yeah! or no way! at the age of 38!!! There is no hope for me...
When I first came to Japan my own husband (then my boyfriend) separated my clothes into 2 piles and told me what I was "allowed" to wear/not wear in Japan. He freaked out whenever I got an email or a phone call from one of my guy friends back home. He used to walk separately from me in the street so no-one "stared at us"!
Fast forward 9 years: I am still wearing what the hell I like, my "guy-buddies" here keep me sane and he holds my hand tightly and wont let go the minute we step outside....
....so yeah, that worked out well for him!
chewitup
Or maybe she could get her drama fix from soap operas and not needle me for it.
MrDog
Sugoren is that rubbish that turns up in the Mixi news section. Usually full of stupid answers given by teenagers about love- because teenagers have such a deep insight on such things.
It's a facepalm bonanza.
GW
Wow, how enlightening!
paulinusa
Shouldn't a guy get extra points for picking his nose, biting his nails and farting at the same time?
MrDog
Multi-tasking! Women can't do it, that's why they wouldn't like it.
dolphingirl
Yeah, I've heard that annoying line so many times!
jonobugs
Is that supposed to be a compliment or an insult?
Equality
I've always wondered what Japanese women are thinking and now I finally know! Thanks Sugoren.com!! :-p
ihavegreatlegs
I think it is kind of sad when I guy scratches his oshiri in front of me thinking I might not notice.
ViennaSausage2
Itis an undeniable fact that the Japanese mating rituals are both mysterious and wonderous and no doubtly exotic and complexing to foreigners... I shed a tear for those outsiders that can't fathom the majesty of such matters
Tokyo Cherry Boy
How about biting your nails with your ass and farting out your nose???
Serrano
Here's a good pick-up line:
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Serrano
Another good pick-up line:
Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.