A bong from my uncle Buck. We broke it in a few minutes later. First Christmas after I left home for college. A cold, dank apartment in Wilmington, Delaware a few blocks from the Breck's Mill area.
An old girlfriend once knitted me a cosy for my member to "keep it warm." It even had a drawstring to stop it falling off. To this day i'm not sure if it was thoughtful or a massive red flag.
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Vince Black
A donation being made in my name to something called “the human fund”
kyushubill
A bong from my uncle Buck. We broke it in a few minutes later. First Christmas after I left home for college. A cold, dank apartment in Wilmington, Delaware a few blocks from the Breck's Mill area.
Shipwrecker
An old girlfriend once knitted me a cosy for my member to "keep it warm." It even had a drawstring to stop it falling off. To this day i'm not sure if it was thoughtful or a massive red flag.
theFu
Toilet seat.