18-year-old Japanese sets record for fastest 100 meters on all fours

My little kitty can annihilate his record.

As pointless as that may be, 15 seconds is actually pretty bloody quick. Perhaps a job as a fireman or something like that should be on the cards for this lad, or maybe a crossfit instructor.

Somewhere between the headline and the article body, it was his birthday.

"My little kitty can annihilate his record"

Har! So can almost any kitty!

Why?

The Guinness World Record Book of records never seizes to amaze. Some of the peculiar feats are mind-boggling.

That's actually really fast.

I hope somebody tries this Exorcist style

Why not?? It is an official world record now! So these blokes can go off to their local pub or izakaya and BRAG about all they want! Congrats!!

Perhaps a job as a fireman or something

yes i like that , I know a lot of the movies these days are CG but maybe a part in one of the "ape" movies that require a morphing humanoid

I saw this on TV. Quite impressive, actually. Looked like a bunch of chimps.

Top dog

Congrats! Give him a biscuit!

wow another pointless record, Guiness Book is now filled with them. I guess he got a pat on the head for that

Actually this was rather impressive to me on the news. The photo didn't show the other runners in the race. He blew them off the track.

FishForest

Somewhere between the headline and the article body, it was his birthday.

Expect his bid for world's oldest man very soon

Getting in touch with his primate instincts?

I guess everything in Japan IS fast like the Shinkansen. In the rest of the world, fame lasts 15 minutes, not 15 seconds.