Bear alert hits softball at Olympic Games opener

It was unbearably hot at the game today. 35 degrees. Now we know why.

I imagine that the security guards were strongly bearated for not finding it

Unbearable. I hope that spectator got tested.

There was this bear called "Meatball" in LA, so called as he'd broken into some guy's garage freezer and eaten a whole package of Costco meatballs. Animal control relocated him back to the mountains, but he returned, so they relocated him deep into the mountains, but he returned. So they relocated him to a sanctuary in San Diego, where he can have all the meatballs he wants. That's the way to take care of wayward bears - not shooting them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3pb9uHmARY

A bear can halt the Olympics, Covid can't.

Isn't Russia banned from these games?

Did officials accuse it of bearing a little too much skin?

Jesus, the Olympics have bearly started.

Please bear in mind opening ceremony not started yet

How Funny, No Cheering, Not enough audience so the bear thought he needs to bring a charm to the game.

Not to worry, Olympians! Media has been putting together ‘the best minds & commentary’ since Apr ‘21 about ‘what to do‘: . . .

- “Death of man attacked by bear sparks conversation about what to do when facing one” - Apr. 16 

https://japantoday.com/category/national/death-of-a-japanese-man-attacked-by-bear-sparks-conversation-about-what-to-do-when-facing-off-with-one

. . . and the IOCLDPJOC didn’t have to wait on the WHO for their late information.

Just when I thought these Summer Games were going to be unbearable.

I wonder if the Bear had its Covid shot!

Lol, thanks everyone for a pretty entertaining chain of comments. Rarely seen on here.

Steve Searles is the expert on dealing with bears:

https://www.outdoorhub.com/stories/2013/04/24/got-bears-mammoth-lakes-has-the-bear-whisperer/

This is an omen. The games should not proceed.

So the Bad News Bears finally made it to the Olympics...

Yogi Beara would be proud.