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© 2023 AFPElusive Japanese 'Ninja' bear killed
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Newgirlintown
Wishing the bear a speedy recovery..
wallace
The bear is dead? No recovery.
BigP
Very dead!
Yubaru
In what world that you live in do living animals that are KILLED experience a "speedy recovery?"
Chabbawanga
Pretty sure the spirit of the forest wont be pleased
David Brent
Typical Japanese. Just kill it.
quercetum
Was it male or female?
timeon
So David, enlighten us, what would Americans do with a bear that starts to regularly attack livestock?
virusrex
According to previous reports a male.
https://mainichi.jp/articles/20221013/k00/00m/040/261000c
Strangerland
Clearly a male, or it would have been a kunoichi bear.
CaptDingleheimer
The brown bears in Hokkaido are a subspecies of the North American grizzly. It would be a very interesting story to hear someone scientific explain how they got all the way to Japan.
Desert Tortoise
The Ussuri Brown Bear is not related to the larger North American Brown Bear. It is a subspecies of the Eurasian Brown Bear.
Desert Tortoise
The ursine equivalent of cow tipping?
Mark
Poor Bear, NO need to kill, Trap, Tag, then Relocate is what needed to be done.
Newgirlintown
“In what world that you live in do living animals that are KILLED experience a "speedy recovery?”
I thought a few people would take that literally. Of course it’s dead!
Sanjinosebleed
RIP ninja bear!
Strangerland
It made me laugh.
Minikaeru
Lol, Bear with the code name Oso, like in Spanish.
BeerDeliveryGuy
A while back, when a JGSDF gate guard was attacked by a similar bear, many were saying “why didn’t they just shoot it.”
The news is saying it took three 30.06 shots, to the head, to take this bear down.
Standard NATO 5.56mm would’ve probably required the entire 30 round mag.
And that SDF camp was in an urban area.
I remember in Alaska, there was a notorious bear, who, when was finally killed was found to have multiple bullets embedded in it’s body and skull from previous encounters.
stormcrow
Even though it was a nasty bear (maybe stressed out), it's a shame that they had to kill it and couldn't relocate it somewhere more isolated, maybe even to another country.
Yubaru
Yeah like just where are they going to relocate it? Russia?
Yubaru
Yeah, right, "speedy recovery" then makes even less sense, no joke there either.
Nice try,
Strangerland
Huh? The joke lay in the silliness of the differential between the fact that the bear is clearly dead, and wishing it a recovery.
Fair if you don't get it, but the joke is there, due to the misdirect. As I said, I laughed when I first read it, as clearly it wasn't serious. Clearly to me at least, and this poster's comments have shown that I was correct.
I mean, what kind of moron would you have to be to think it could recover?
Newgirlintown
“Yeah, right, "speedy recovery" then makes even less sense, no joke there either.
Nice try,”
I don’t think the bear is reading this comments feed.
Mark
Tranquilizer darts wa?
If they had to kill it, I hope the gibier fans ate it at least.
Me
I'm not a fan of zoos, but why not relocate him to one. Certainly better than killing a living being.
piskian
If it were us,we'd tranq it,pop it in a RIB,quick jolly to disputin isles,leave it to bother the Ruskies.
OssanAmerica
In most cases true, But when a bear develops a cattle killing pattern, or a human eating one, the only response is to euthanize it (ie; kill it). This is the same procedure applied throughout the world, including the US Forestry Service.
wallace
Bears are not vegetarian.
englisc aspyrgend
The joke lies in the juxtaposition of two opposing, contradictory or foolish ideas. It is a common comic method.
I found it funny at least!
Hervé L'Eisa
This particular bear was a very big problem. It's a good thing it was finally culled.
3RENSHO
I agree with David Brent and Euro Dude...the underlying Japanese knee-jerk reaction is always to subjugate and to dominate Nature, (which they subconsciously distrust and fear) and then to kill or eliminate.
Yuuju
Canada.
Yuuju
I have a friend from Canada and she lives beside deer and bears and other animals. bears do eat apples, berries and fish.
kaimycahl
@quercetum No it was binary!!! LMFAO
Was it male or female?
Strangerland
Bears are omnivores.
stormcrow
Relocate it? Why the hell not! Alaska? Russia? It was just one confused bear. Did they really have to kill it?
Desert Tortoise
True story from the mid 1980s when I was on active duty and we read the Naval Safety Center weekly report. There as a big Kodiak brown bear on the runway at NAS Kodiak. The ops department sent two sailors out to kill it, with .45 caliber handguns. They both unloaded their clips on the bears head to no apparent effect other than to enrage him. Tragically the bear killed both sailors. It took a professional hunter with a high powered rifle to kill the bear. During the necropsy the .45 caliber bullets were found to have mushroomed out on the bears skull but none penetrated it. I have always remembered that story because I felt so bad for the two sailors, probably some young men from a big city somewhere with little or no experience with big wild animals who didn't know any better. Their leadership, probably city slickers themselves, let those two sailors down.
BeerDeliveryGuy
Desert Tortoise
That is one tough bear. You’d think the bullets displacing all their inertia by stopping in the bear’s skull would’ve at least knocked it out unconscious.
I’m not sure if the bear I heard of while doing parachute drills at JBER was the same one, because there were not many details other than “there were about a dozen old bullets in it’s rib cage and skull.” But there are definitely similarities.