You think you guys got it bad, try bald eagles. Yeah, they take care of the crow population, but they take care of the pet and small children population, too. If they're having "a day," (circling your house), go outside with your motorcycle helmet on and do not tarry.
I wonder about signs like this. Did they hire someone to do the English translation, or did some idiot in the office who likes to say he got an 800 on his TOEIC test but really couldn't Engrish his way out of a wet paper bag write it up? It's really sad. They aren't the least bit embarrassed by nonsensical sentences like this? I mean if that's our tax yen at work, why not a decent translation?
Is it "Janglish" if the sentence is properly formed? I thought the sentence had to be obviously fractured in some way. Maybe that one crow has something about it that makes it worth noting. ;-)
Weasel's point is right on. If you're leaving your edible trash out in the open, you're feeding not just the crows but vermin as well. Cover it!
I wonder if they hired someone to make that sign? or did they ask a preschooler in an International school to write it. That "one" crow must be very scary.
I see a sign mentioning something about taking notes on crows, but I see nothing giving a warning about the presence of aggressive crows. Just more Janglish with no meaning!
I'd like to see a crow swoop down on one of the ex-pats coming out of the National Azabu Supermarket across the street with a cart loaded with stuff and grab something.
Crows have rights too. Do some posters believe we should blow up anything that seems scary? As scavengers, they clean up our mess, so we owe them one. Next time, bow in respect and thank our cool friends.
The crows and the snakes between them keep the local frog and mouse populations down to manageable levels.
BurakuminDes, it's nesting season; if there's only one crow, he's probably well peeved that he's alone and hasn't got anyone to help him build a nest (or any reason to build a nest, if he's got no partner). I reckon that could put him in a pretty bad mood.
Those crows are menacing to tell the truth! My friend's wife was hit in the head with one swooping down, had blood and the whole works. Another time I was in Enoshima with a friend of mine, my friend was eating a burger and a crow swooped right down in between us and snatched the burger right out of their hand!
We don't let the little doggy out on the balcony anymore, unless one of us is out there as well. Even then the crows line up with a hungry look in their eyes.
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nandakandamanda
To the Azabu City Office.
Try: "Watch out for (aggressive) crows overhead!"
RangerMIFFED
Single crow ... noted. Now what?
SiouxGirl
You think you guys got it bad, try bald eagles. Yeah, they take care of the crow population, but they take care of the pet and small children population, too. If they're having "a day," (circling your house), go outside with your motorcycle helmet on and do not tarry.
pathat
"Please note the crow in the sky."
The Japanese reads as a stronger warning.
ANOTSUSAGAMI
I wonder about signs like this. Did they hire someone to do the English translation, or did some idiot in the office who likes to say he got an 800 on his TOEIC test but really couldn't Engrish his way out of a wet paper bag write it up? It's really sad. They aren't the least bit embarrassed by nonsensical sentences like this? I mean if that's our tax yen at work, why not a decent translation?
xpompey8
Noted thanks.
spudman
it is english, just messed up. still if you are that stupid you don't get the intent then please don't have kids.
Badsey
Ever since Crows became meat eaters they have been in competition with humans -It seems to me this Crow has won this one at the intellectual level !
Triumvere
Fadamor,
I believe the perferd term is "Engrish".
Fadamor
Is it "Janglish" if the sentence is properly formed? I thought the sentence had to be obviously fractured in some way. Maybe that one crow has something about it that makes it worth noting. ;-)
Weasel's point is right on. If you're leaving your edible trash out in the open, you're feeding not just the crows but vermin as well. Cover it!
noborito
I wonder if they hired someone to make that sign? or did they ask a preschooler in an International school to write it. That "one" crow must be very scary.
umedayo
is that sign written on a mask? what if swine mutates to bird??
jinjapan
time to start reducing the number of crows in this country. they are a true menace. poison. guns. whatever it takes.
Beelzebub
Give me a permit for a .22 calibre rifle and a bounty of 100 yen per bird, and I will rid the city of its crow problem in six months.
Disillusioned
I see a sign mentioning something about taking notes on crows, but I see nothing giving a warning about the presence of aggressive crows. Just more Janglish with no meaning!
Sarge
I'd like to see a crow swoop down on one of the ex-pats coming out of the National Azabu Supermarket across the street with a cart loaded with stuff and grab something.
UnagiDon
Is that a haiku?
Den Den
Crows have rights too. Do some posters believe we should blow up anything that seems scary? As scavengers, they clean up our mess, so we owe them one. Next time, bow in respect and thank our cool friends.
cleo
The crows and the snakes between them keep the local frog and mouse populations down to manageable levels.
BurakuminDes, it's nesting season; if there's only one crow, he's probably well peeved that he's alone and hasn't got anyone to help him build a nest (or any reason to build a nest, if he's got no partner). I reckon that could put him in a pretty bad mood.
tMMt needs to get a dog-sized dog.
:-) (Only kidding!)
Badge213
Those crows are menacing to tell the truth! My friend's wife was hit in the head with one swooping down, had blood and the whole works. Another time I was in Enoshima with a friend of mine, my friend was eating a burger and a crow swooped right down in between us and snatched the burger right out of their hand!
BurakuminDes
I wouldn't be too worried: as the sign says, there is only one crow anyway, so it can't do too much damage.
tMMt
We don't let the little doggy out on the balcony anymore, unless one of us is out there as well. Even then the crows line up with a hungry look in their eyes.
gamera
I have seen some monster crows in Fukuoka.
WilliB
The crows in my neighbourhood don´t seem "usually scared" to me. In fact, they seem to make a point of trying to provoke me.
bamboohat
Round may is crow nesting season. The usually scared birds get aggressive and will dive bomb you if you get close to their nest.
some14some
Well noted. Message in Japanese seems more accurate.
Triumvere
Japan has some serious crows, esp. up in Tokyo.