Kano Sisters

Kyoko looks like a burns victim...

Nutty Chicks

even if they got more money, are they happy? i am sure they can't go out without wearing a thick make-up all over their face and body...those shiny thing right there on their chest.

If Kyoko and Mika read these comments, would they laugh or cry?

No-one can hold a candle to them. In fact, with all that plastic, any open flame is a bad idea.

i forgot to mention, when i saw them during a premier night at roppongi hills of the movie ocean 12 or 13, sorry, forgot, they look so fake especially those boobies....so fake and you will not really be attracted, and Kyoko looks really scary

oh forgive me but they look like gays who had a total change. actually, the Thai gays are even prettier compared to them. they look so yuckkkyyy and scary....JT please do not put them on the cover again, have pity with your readers....thank you

this is like the last 5 minutes of "Death becomes her" with Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn. look it up.

NEWR FLASH NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know on an airplane when the demonstrate the inflating of the life vest and you can inflate the manually from a side blow up tube.

I hear the kano sister can do the same think with their breasts the blow up tube is under their armpit.

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Grosss

helloklitty at 11:29 PM JST - 25th October

This thread is a perfect example of the "piling on" nature of internet posting. Sure, I think they are a couple of scags, but I've got the decency to keep it to myself.

UNTIL NOW!!!!

Hhahahaha

Hotties! Woot woot.

Only kidding!

What news polymer are these manikins made of ?

I must admit, my 2:24 PM post is like a breath of fresh air compared to all the negative posts here.

This thread is a perfect example of the "piling on" nature of internet posting. Sure, I think they are a couple of scags, but I've got the decency to keep it to myself.

Quote: Kyoko said, “I always try to be honest about myself. I know it’s risky to say what you really feel. But you are wasting your life if you are not true to yourself.”Unquote.

True to yourself with enhanced breasts, Yea way to go Kyoko thats being honest.

I notice neither is married, Hmmmm No pressure from the parents???

cuddles

kyoko has arms like a turkey leg

a lot better than they do now I expect

It begs the question, "What did these two look like before the Plastic Surgery?"

I truly wonder....?

How repulsive, especially Kyoko. Let this photo serve as a warning: this is what you will look like after 2 decades of plastic surgery.

51 comments, none too positive. I hope their publicist reads this

Kyoko looks scary. Definitely not eye-candy.

the left one looks like a Thai She-male,,isn´t he.sorry (she)....

Blimey!!! they can't be birds, they must be geezers with their bits and bobs cut off.

Who's going to want a bird looking like that? They look like something outta Hellraiser films, hahahaha.

Blimey, even Rodney wouldn't touch them with a bargepole and that's saying summink.

They look kinda disgusting. What is the obsession with these "things".

i find their look offensive and a bad example to impressionable young ladies.

Get them out of the media!!

The freaks are back. JT - take a close look at the comments above. Not good for advertising...

The glories of plastic surgery at their finest.

Kyoko Kano is starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Looks like chandler's dad and mom from friends!

We found the latest winners of the Metropolis 'Glitter Ball'!!! Hooray!

I've never heard of them. Are they women?

"My comment on this photo of Kano and Kano is this, yuck and yuck!"

My comment on Kano and Kano in general is yuck and yuck.

guys give them some credit, dont expect them to hid just because they are not pretty...

Actually, if you closely, it's really a bad photograph of the Kono sisters. Awful lighting and colors. Posing is dreadful.

But besides that, their outfits clash with each other and their makeup, particularly around the eyes, looks like it was done on a subway train by a junior high school girl.

Kyoko Kano: "you are wasting your life if you are not true to yourself."

Can't argue with that.

Thought these were sculptures made from amalgam.

Looking at them makes me want to lose my Nissin Cup Noodles. Roppongi makes the freaks come out.

Kyoko -'filth' Mika -'wisdom'..not to spend so much money making her face look like she is living in a wind tunnel

Wow, freak show. They look as if they're on opium based medication.

Seriously, a better advertisment for avoiding plastic surgery I could not imagine.

Ladies, natural is best.

come on JT ZOMBIES two days in a row yr scarying the hell outta us!

Zombies with implants even scarier

sick sic sick

Egad! These two are looking pretty rough.

Maybe the worst they've ever looked. Not aging well -- for sure. As Bogi said, give me Aya Sugimoto anytime/any day.

Ah, Kano 'Sisters' costumes - just in time for Halloween!!!

Ha ha...actually I do have my favourite J-Pop artists in their 40's whom I had wanted to mention, but judging from the general responses I think I had rather do them a favour by keeping quiet.

wow. these two are some trashy skanks. do my fellow men even think these two actually look good?

"the film Filth and Wisdom ( Japanese title is Wonder Last )"

That makes sense.

Lots o mileage between those 2.

But you are wasting your life if you are not true to yourself

content not the package book by its cover etc,

Actually in a general sense, very good advice and if a donkey were giving it to you wouldn't change that fact.

My comment on this photo of Kano and Kano is this, yuck and yuck!

man, when I thought I would be the first to start with it, somebody beat me to it. I have noticed that during Halloween, Japanese make themselves more decrepit looking. These transvestites looking couple have been fooling people all this time. Look like horse meat to me.

Wow, how about these last 3 pics of the day! All downhill since Hiromi Nishiuchi, but we appreciate the effort JT. Follow these rules for a higher success rate: Japanese, under 25 (Aya Sugimoto an exception perhaps), bikini/lingerie.

But you are wasting your life if you are not true to yourself

as if they knew who they are anymore....what aload of crock

What is this, a game of "Which one is the man?"

absolutely hideous women, that carpet is a shocker too

these two are the jocelyn wildenstein of Japan. Freaky and scarier by the day.

Madonna gave them fashion tips too.

Filth and Wisdom

Which is which?

man they lookin' kind of rough

Yuck! Double yuck! Look like transgender to me!

what ARE those things on their chests?????

"But you are wasting your life if you are not true to yourself."

Some more sage counsel from the girls with fake chests.

Woo! Are they really women or trans genders?

I think trannys.

madonna's not good at anythin'except shameless self-promotion. as such, the presence of the kano sisters and their fun-bags is only too appropriate.

Woo! Are they really women or trans genders?

These chicks are hard on the eyes. Not as bad as Lohan yesterday but still I think they lose some street cred being in a film directed by "Gap Tooth"

Madonna made a movie!? If they met her in the toilet she was probably rolling in her vomit. They really made a mistake with that rust colored hair.

Wow botox much? these ladies scare me for how fake they look ;(

Is this a horror flick?

"I met Madonna at the Academy Awards a few years ago"

Ah so there's the connection.