Olympic talk

Well kind of.  Poor translator, having to translate niceties of two crooks talking.

Exactly, reeking of corruption and backdealing

You just know the interpreter has more brains than the both of them combined.

The translator looks so confused "how to I translate this old man joke"

Translator: Mr. Mori said that everything is going fine. Even though cost overruns were already estimated to be about 810 billion yen ($7.5 billion) in January, we're not facing too much criticism. As you know, Mr. Coates, we live in a one-party state with a thoroughly compliant media, so what can the people really do? Despite it being their money that we're spending, it's nothing that a few pan & circuses won't fix, right?

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Coates: “Translate this for me will ya luv: Yoshi, is that a stuffed envelope in ya pocket or...”

Interpreter: Ew, I quit!

Interpreter: Mr. Mori, Mr. Coates said he wants to marry me!

Something is missing on the left.

Come 2020, the interpreter will be the only one still living!

Something is missing on the left.

A brain!