That's interesting, as JA Cruise said - advertising to get the gaijin dollar. I wonder if the "beautiful girls" who perform this wonderful "Aroma Massage" service are also gaijin?
ummm if you see the Japanese sign, it is talking about that "ear cleaning" stuff that was going on last year, which WAS a cover story for adult entertainment.......so the English is probably just to throw poor dumb gaijins off the track of what they are actually supposed to be getting?
Sorry, but looking at the Japanese signs on the pole to the right it sounds to me to be dodgy. Even the 'ear cleaning' says, "Hizamakura mimikaki", which is to say, you lie on a woman's lap while she does it.
This is really a perverse method. Consider that these beautiful girls don't make any effect on you during the massage ^^ how to retain his exitation whereas these flavors can be aphrodisiac? :)
So help me on this... do they massage you with aromas or do they massage your aroma for you (eww!)? Did they really mean what we here call "aroma therapy" (which, to me, just seems like an excuse to sell scented candles.)
I used to get full-body massages (of the non-adult entertainment type) out in California. They used scented oils as well. IMHO the massage itself was much more relaxing than the scents ever were.
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diddlefinger
'Only beautiful girls' are the service provider or 'Only beautiful girls' are admitted to the shop?
gamera
Isn't that the same thing?
rockbuster
Yeah, right!
neverknow2
No only 'entertaiment'. Whatever that is.
JA_Cruise
economy must be tough if their advertising to get foreigners...
Mittsu
contradiction - not adult but only beautiful? Why not hire oba-sans who have been massaging for years?
galileolover
minor typo: "entertaiment"
BurakuminDes
That's interesting, as JA Cruise said - advertising to get the gaijin dollar. I wonder if the "beautiful girls" who perform this wonderful "Aroma Massage" service are also gaijin?
hirobito
I think the bigger contradiction is the "come here" noted on the sign. Talk about mixed signals.
Noripinhead
"Aroma Massage". You mean the place stinks?
Blacklabel
ummm if you see the Japanese sign, it is talking about that "ear cleaning" stuff that was going on last year, which WAS a cover story for adult entertainment.......so the English is probably just to throw poor dumb gaijins off the track of what they are actually supposed to be getting?
Proffesor
That's why I love Japan....very innocent.
moonbeams
I'm going to guess that only beautiful girls refers to customers, ie it's for women only.
tclh
Maybe it is something like this : Only beautiful girls work here to provide aroma massage for customers. Massage only ,no sex.
KyokoSmile
shameful, shameful...this country is going down the sewer...yuck!
bamboohat
Dang it, I was looking for adult entertainment...
cactusJack
"come here :-)"...and I thought it was JUST an aroma massage.
gogogo
Attracting the tourists.
dishdash
You have to love it.....
MeLuvULongTimes
Does "Aroma" actually mean "healthy"???
smithinjapan
So what's the original sign behind this one say?
smithinjapan
Sorry, but looking at the Japanese signs on the pole to the right it sounds to me to be dodgy. Even the 'ear cleaning' says, "Hizamakura mimikaki", which is to say, you lie on a woman's lap while she does it.
Disillusioned
Isn't there three 'n's in entertainment.
marushka
japanese english is always great fun:)
combinibento
Who needs to be entertained? Many just want a happy ending.
nath
Its cute ~ a nice photo of the day.
apecNetworks
Well, if they are drop dead beautiful....
URO
This is really a perverse method. Consider that these beautiful girls don't make any effect on you during the massage ^^ how to retain his exitation whereas these flavors can be aphrodisiac? :)
kaminarikeizai
Spelling error : entertaiment
Enter Tai Ment :-)
whiskeysour
Should be a kanji sign too. Because we all know the all Asian countries have two types of massage. Real massage and " Happy Ending " massage.
neverknow2
Enter Tai Ment :-)
That's what I said.
Gurukun
"Only beutiful girls" and "Not Adult Entertaiment" just doesn't seem right being on the same sign. Hmmmmmmm?
Mark_McCracken
Of course. Another great photo for Kong. He has a keen eye for the odd signs and sights in Japan.
HonestDictator
snicker, chuckle I don't know where to begin with this pic.
YongYang
Is that an order, 'Come here' ?
XXXXX
if I didnt know better, I'd say what 10y.o. wrote this?
fondofj
This is also a funny spelling, "Enter tai ment" means "Hairi tai" :D
Trapped
Of course, if it had started with "Well Come", that'd have me very unsure.
paulinusa
How do they massage your aroma?
usaexpat
Personally I consider beautiful girls adult entertainment.
ca1ic0cat
Yeah, I can remember when the touts wouldn't dare speak to a gaijin. Things are slow all over.
Fadamor
So help me on this... do they massage you with aromas or do they massage your aroma for you (eww!)? Did they really mean what we here call "aroma therapy" (which, to me, just seems like an excuse to sell scented candles.)
mojibake
Relax, it's just a back rub with scented oils.
Smythe
So the spelling is not perfect, but the bit about beautiful girls would be catching my eye. As for "aroma message" well that is a new one to me.
One has to wonder if the people with said sign might have competitive signs to obtain more business?????
Fadamor
I used to get full-body massages (of the non-adult entertainment type) out in California. They used scented oils as well. IMHO the massage itself was much more relaxing than the scents ever were.
vulcan
Most "not an adult entertainment" places are just the opposite. They just have the sign posted to keep cops away.