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grammefriday
Being held accountable for your actions can be painful sometimes...
Virtuoso
I think AFP used "hip" because they're not allowed to say he has a pain in the a$$.
hoserfella
He beat me to it. I assumed yesterday he would wait till a guilty verdict before he pulled the old "go to the hospital to garner some sympathy" act.
kansaifun
...or suffering the slings and arrows of one's critics' relentless attacks
I'm sure I'm not alone in offering Ozawa a speedy recovery!
sillygirl
he is finally a pain in the a$$ to himself. dont do the crime if you cant even do the trail.
some14some
Heal, recover, bounce back mr. Ozawa !
cleo
Yup, par for the course. They always run away to hospital.
tmarie
Prisons have hospitals, right? Perhaps he could make use of their facilities?
Serrano
Yappari! Looks like Burakumin won his bet! That is, if he could find anyone willing to take him up on it!
Garry Gestoveo
he is stressed
some14some
overstressed.
NuckinFutz
Just like all the other old geezers! Call an ambulance as a taxi to the hospital when you could walk on your own!
Serrano
Whoops! I meant Hoserfella, not Burakumin! Good call, Hoserfella!
Ivan Coughanoffalot
Hip is Japlish for arse, isn't it? So having chided the judge for his temerity in asking questions, he's now calling the process a pain in the arse?
It's not easy to think of a clearer case of contempt of court. String him up!
hoserfella
Do I know my scumbag Japanese politicians, or do I know my scumbag Japanese polititians? And no, no one took me up on my bet..
smithinjapan
What a loser.
Okinawamike
And no, no one took me up on my bet..
It was a suckers bet. You had it in the bag from the start!
Elbuda Mexicano
Is it his hip or his ass that hurts??
CrazyJoe
It's called 腰痛 (yo u tsu u) in Japanese. It's lumbago, a painful condition of the lower back. An ambulance should be called only in an "emergency". Was this an emergency? The SP's (security police) who guard him could have taken him to the hospital. Regardless, he is a pain in the ass.
tkoind2
Maybe nature is doing what the law and country continually fail to do, kick this evil old skimmer in the behind!
ExportExpert
Ozawa you have been abusing your position for years you low life.
and the pain in the hip could well be his sciatic nerve, possibly bought on as a nervous reaction to the thought of going to trial and possibly being found guilty. Suffer Ozawa and suffer very much !
nath
Make him Prime Minister for a day...only a day. He wants to be in the history books, and that would be so funny.
BlueWitch
loser loser loser loser
BurakuminDes
@ Serrano - ha ha! Actually I declined the beer bet - Hoserfella called it yesterday that this would happen...and 12 odd hours later it did! Too predictable - but this is what Japanese pollies and business leaders do, ne?!
Christina O'Neill
Quite honestly this guy gives me a pain in the axxx, and he complains of a pain in the hip
gogogo
I thought he was for the people? This guy is just a idiot, he thinks he rules Japan from his bank roll (that he isn't paying tax on)
theeastisred
In my experience, nearly all Japanese people think the 'hip' is in the rear of the body. It is not. It is at the side(s). So is this a mistranslation? By the way, very glad to hear that he was conscious and not in a serious condition. (!) Back to the trial though. Given that we know almost all Japanese court cases yield a guilty verdict based on bogus forced confessions instead of any actual evidence, do we know for sure that was not the case with his assistants? Would the police/prosecutors/judges change the habits of a lifetime? Seems unlikely. Of course this case has yet to pan out, but despite Ozawa being one of the most unappealing people in Japan, should he not be given a fair trial? If such a thing is possible in Japan.
WilliB
That is an awfully convenient hip pain!
Disillusioned
And there it is folks! That one paragraph sums up Japanese politics extremely well. The country is run by wealthy bureaucrats with no idea of how to or intention of running the country. It is just a power game for themselves, hence Japan having 16 PMs in 15 years and the degrading economy and society can be directly linked to that time frame. For my money, Koizumi was the only 'real' PM Japan has had in the last 50 years.
Ozawa is just another rich Jiji out for personal gain and notoriety. Now, he has pulled the good old Japanese 'sympathy ploy'.
Jbeezy
Liar! we don't believe you!
SolomonKane
This drive doesn't include his own overwhelming bureaucratic influence apparently.
And bring politics back to his pocket more like.
But fear not, he won't have suffered any lasting pain in his ample posterior - it's far too well protected by Yukio Hatoyama's tongue being wedged firmly up there all the time.
kaketama
he is stressing me out.
FernandoUchiyama
Don't know if this guy is guilty, but a real politician must not care about other peoples opinion. Japanese politician, they care too much... its ridiculous.
cactusJack
That's what I keep saying . Those little seats in the snacks are dangerous. You sit down, and the lady plops down next to you, and "wham!", right against your hip. Every time!
bicultural
When I saw this news flashing at the top of my TV screen late last night, I thought it was another one of those too-good-to-be-true moments, like when Shinsuke Shimada retired. Doesn't sound too serious though, and he'll probably be back at work and we'll have to see his face on TV again :(
CrazyJoe
He must have ureter stones. At least that's what he told Koshiishi Azuma, the secretary‐general of the DSP.
Maria
At the age of 49, 20 years ago, he was in hospital with heart disease. How is this relevant?
smithinjapan
Maria: "How is this relevant?"
It's meant as a parable: 'Crime doesn't pay and makes you ill!'
Seriously, though, now it's his lower back? This morning it was his hip... Does he have a foggy memory about which part is supposed to hurt?
lastog
He is only acting! ぐちmaybe.
hoserfella
Kidney Stones? Here's hoping he passes one the size of a basketball..
nath
Wow, just like Kanemaru 15 years ago. He is using the playbook nicely.
WilliB
Lemme guess... those stones take as long time as his trial?
some14some
stones in kindneys...now people may attribute it to Ozawa's deep involvement in concrete business :)
alpachinco
more useless news about old politicians who care nothing about the welfare of the people of japan, and are in politics for the sole purpose of lining thier already fat pockets with the people's money.
same problems the world over. politicians, bankers, responsible for the making miserable the lives of the very people who entrust them with their country and their money. hopefully, as we have seen in the middle east, as well as recently in europe and even more recently, in the US, people in japan will awaken and move to take their country back from the hands of the greedy and back into their own control, for the betterment of the regular people, the 99% of people.
some14some
...is to create an image...that Ozawa is not physically fit to lead the country.
bogva
That's the result of Asahi Dry ! Real politicians should always drink real beer !
The Munya Times
It's a mystery for how came they haven't built or assigned a special hospital for Japanese politicians and execs with luxury services to come and go in and out at heir will. They could be together in one heap, could entertain each others or could have fun.
I even have a good suggestion for name; " hospital without doctors" . Namely, that's what they need the least.
The Munya Times
bogvaOct. 07, 2011 - 03:18PM JST
Good one!!!
shanabelle
Ozawa, you coward!
issa1
unscrupulous, arrogant, a liar!
issa1
I'm sorry, but I've never seen a politician as useless as this guy. junichiro koizumi,shinzo abe,these Japanese true,they carry within themselves the true bushido samurai spirit.
Ian Duncan
Will he be paying his own bills, or will we? The shameless parasite.
Serrano
Kidney stones are painful. Quite painful.
Is Ozawa staying in a 4-person room? Those can be quite noisy, depending on your roommates, I had to ask the nurse for some sleep drugs so I could sleep during the night with all the coughing, snoring, etc.
presto345
The timing is impeccable. He is really sick.
Bartholomew Harte
Must have been sitting on his Wallet!!!!!!
whiskeysour
feeling unwell ??? How about the poor people, poor families who were once middle class, the college graduate who can't get a job.
I guess they feel unwell too
greasy greasy chinese food
Oshii dayo !!!!!
whiskeysour
did somebody put some extra sauce and seasoning in his chinese tabemono ???? wink wink
issa1
Ozawa, Kan, Hatoyama,okada,among others loopy Democratic Party is the result of a society disillusioned with the political,is a shame that the lunatics are doing with Japan.
Christina O'Neill
Dear Mr Ozawa, wishing you a rapid recovery in good time to continue with your trial
Magic8ball
Well, unlike Bart Simpson, at least it was not his ovaries!
Jared Norman
isn't kidney stones just 1 day at the hospital, theres probably a hospital at the prison
johnnygogogo
eww gross... do we really need to know that the Samurai Shogun passed a stone?
shanabelle
The day the trial starts, after he does his press conference he has dinner goes home and calls and ambulance ...very slick work. Reads like a Sopranos episode. Em, why isn't this story in the crime section?
NuckinFutz
Somebody check him for a "Cerebral" stone!
Elbuda Mexicano
Ozawa is a scum bag, can they cure him of this too??
Ben_Jackinoff
'is'