Super Bowl ads go heavy on nostalgia and star-power

I missed it. I was watching some paint dry.

Didn't watch all of them but it was a darn good game. That's the main thing.

What does the future look like? Electric, if automakers have anything to do with it.

About time. I am sick and tired of seeing my fellow veterans sacrifice their lives, health and well-being to petroleum and gasoline. We need cleaner, greener, healthier and cheaper fuel sources and we need it NOW.

The Budweiser brand, absent last year, returns with a spot centered on one of its Clydesdale mascots. After it’s injured by jumping a barbed wire fence — a not-so-subtle reference to the U.S. and the coronavirus pandemic — another Budweiser mascot, a Labrador, a stableman, and a vet help the Clydesdale recover and gallop again

Where were those frogs?

Uber Eats wanted to get across the message that you can order household items and other sundries from its delivery service, not just food. So its ad shows celebrities and other actors trying to eat everything from cat litter to diapers. “If it was delivered by Uber Eats, does that mean I can ‘Eats’ it?” White Lotus actor Jennifer Coolidge asks. Gwyneth Paltrow tries to eat a candle, Trevor Noah tries to eat a light bulb and Nicholas Braun from “Succession” tries to eat dish soap.

My Sweet Lord, it's obvious that these ad makers haven't learned to make anything innovative, let alone amusing or remotely funny. And that first picture in the gallery shows it all. Moronic! Glad I missed it.

The Super Bowl commercial with Larry David was the best of the lot. The scene of him speaking Japanese in the board room is absolutely hilarious!

「わかるだろーー!」

https://youtu.be/BH5-rSxilxo

The haft time act got me worried. Some over weight female Ceb was jumping around on the roof of some sort of van. I was waiting for her to fall off or through the roof onto SnoopDog.

"Dr. Dre’s Super Bowl Halftime Show Viewership Soars To 29 Million Households"

https://www.forbes.com/sites/tonifitzgerald/2022/02/14/super-bowl-halftime-show-viewership-soars-over-2021

"'Who saw this coming?' Super Bowl 2022 viewers react to 'unexpected' halftime show guest"

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1565329/super-bowl-2022-unexpected-guest-halftime-show-50-cent-fan-reaction-dr-dre-snoop-dogg

Also, Eminem took a knee

Some over weight female Ceb was jumping

It wouldn't be a JT thread without a good dose of body shaming.

Not body shaming it the safety card I am playing. That Ceb must be least 100kg and jumping on such a structure is deem unsafe. You would be kick off and black ban from any construction site. No harness no static line and no hard hat what were they thinking. Well one rule for workers and always other rules for elites and Cebs.