Venus Williams, Date-Krumm to meet for 1st time

I predict that The Venus Tiger will eat Date-Krumm for breakfast and not even leave a single crumb left standing.

To make it (almost) a fair match Venus has to cover one eye and wear no shoes...

eat Date-Krumm for breakfast

The match starts at 1300 hours, local time. Late lunch for some?

But we'll see. Whether she loses or not does not matter. Kimiko is back on centre court.

I wonder what Venus will wear during her defeat to Kimiko?

Maybe she will wear something too shocking for even Lady Gaga.

Acidwash pre-ripped trenchcoat and buckskin boots ensemble?

not even leave a single crumb left standing.

You mean: not even leave a single Krumm left standing!

Well, as of this moment, Krumm is leading by one set!!!! The last player Krumm beat was British, but what's William's excuse? I guess she must be really rusty having been away from the tour for a long time.