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IBM unveils computer chips that mimic human brain

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“IBM unveils computer chips that mimic human brain”

Men’s brains or women’s brains?

And will they think about sex every nine seconds?

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Nice one grafton. The last thing we need is a horny machine.

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I bet the chip will mimic the Male Brain - Can only process one thought at time and makes decisions based ego NOT logic.

I'll bet my house on this remark, as you have to remember that for two thousand years, women's brains have been analsyed and tried to be understood - Without Success!

That's why they are soooo SPECIAL!

What Chance has IBM got ? None!

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Yeah but try running any maps application with a female brain chip :p. Plus it will just cry every time you get frustrated at it's erratic processing functions...

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its

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"You never respect me...Do you know how hard it is to run Office AND itunes at the same time? Noooo, you don't do you?! You only think of yourself and leave me to do all the work around the place, boo hoo hoo!"

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Get ready to praise our eventual overlord Skynet!

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We're a long way from having these types of computers in our homes, but when they become available, I'll have at least two - then I won't worry about leaving them switched on when I go out, because they can talk to each other! Aaah...a far cry from the old Amstrad days! :-)

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$21 million in new funding from the Pentagon...

do you want to play a game ?

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@ caffeinebuzz...good one...now i need to clean my keyboard for all the beer!!!...hahahahahaha...lol Woman Brain?...HA!!...hehehehe

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Sarah Connor, here they come!

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chips that mimic human brain

They should aim for something a little better or the red chips will be arguing with the blue chips before long.

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Am i the only one actually getting scared about this??

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It can only be attributable to human error.

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We gonna end up with dumb self centered PCs now sheeesh.

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I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that....

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US game show "Jeorpardy" is using this computer as a contestant (test) and it is very hard to beat this known as Mr. Simpson.

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AI is the future

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