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Japanese scientists develop freeze-dried mouse sperm postcards

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The team from the University of Yamanashi were so delighted with their success one scientist even sent another a "Happy New Year" card with mouse sperm attached as a gift.

Laying down the foundations for a future field in cancel culture...

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I can see these being super popular nengajou cum the next year of the rat.

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That is not a postcard.

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I think my supervisor my the the spawn of freeze dried sperm. Just saying ................

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Huh!

Tried something similar to show my ex the wonders of science.

Apparently, I’m just “creepy”.

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I hope this method with now more plastic sheets instead of glass bottles doesn’t conflict with Family mart’s efforts of less plastic used in onigiri packaging. ROFL

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...originally had to be stored in tiny glass bottles that broke easily

I do hope the donors were unhurt.

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Japanese scientists develop freeze-dried mouse sperm postcards

Reading the headline I initially thought they had developed postcards made of freeze-dried mouse sperm and I thought "Why would anyone in their right mind ever buy something like that?"

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As a greeting card, I’m not sure what the message would be... “Thinking of you”? “Congratulations”? “Happy Valentines Day”?

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Though I understand that all research is essential and research into esoteric topics can also contribute towards expanding our body of knowledge, I am really not envious of these researchers for whom handling mouse sperm is a part of roles and responsibilities.

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Looks like scientists get far off track with their work too.

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I’m speechless

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When I first read the headline, I was like "uh, come again???"

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How do they get it on the paper?

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MickeliciousAug. 6  12:15 pm JST

...originally had to be stored in tiny glass bottles that broke easily

I do hope the donors were unhurt.

rainydayAug. 6  12:56 pm JST

Japanese scientists develop freeze-dried mouse sperm postcards

Reading the headline I initially thought they had developed postcards made of freeze-dried mouse sperm and I thought "Why would anyone in their right mind ever buy something like that?"

When I was in the navy Propulsion Engineering Basics School, we learned about lubricating ship and sub plant valve stems. The lube grease consists of llama sperm. No joke. And it's greasy, rusty red in color and it's messy.

bass4funkToday  04:08 am JST

I’m speechless

this ain't no jive.

NumanToday  09:26 am JST

When I first read the headline, I was like "uh, come again???"

Is that a pun or what? Just saying........

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Great!!! That's what I was waiting for all my life for!!!

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Thankfully, I stopped licking envelopes long ago.

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Looks like scientists get far off track with their work too.

Not really. Breeding mice for scientific experiments is important work. If this makes sending sperm for specific breeds of mouse more easily accomplished then it helps science overall.

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XuluxAug. 7  09:49 pm JST

Thankfully, I stopped licking envelopes long ago.

Did that silly Seinfeld episode teach you that? (bass guitar plays)

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