Japanese scientists develop freeze-dried mouse sperm postcards

Huh!

Tried something similar to show my ex the wonders of science.

Apparently, I’m just “creepy”.

I can see these being super popular nengajou cum the next year of the rat.

Thankfully, I stopped licking envelopes long ago.

I think my supervisor my the the spawn of freeze dried sperm. Just saying ................

Japanese scientists develop freeze-dried mouse sperm postcards

Reading the headline I initially thought they had developed postcards made of freeze-dried mouse sperm and I thought "Why would anyone in their right mind ever buy something like that?"

...originally had to be stored in tiny glass bottles that broke easily

I do hope the donors were unhurt.

When I first read the headline, I was like "uh, come again???"

I hope this method with now more plastic sheets instead of glass bottles doesn’t conflict with Family mart’s efforts of less plastic used in onigiri packaging. ROFL

Though I understand that all research is essential and research into esoteric topics can also contribute towards expanding our body of knowledge, I am really not envious of these researchers for whom handling mouse sperm is a part of roles and responsibilities.

I’m speechless

Great!!! That's what I was waiting for all my life for!!!

Looks like scientists get far off track with their work too.

Not really. Breeding mice for scientific experiments is important work. If this makes sending sperm for specific breeds of mouse more easily accomplished then it helps science overall.

The team from the University of Yamanashi were so delighted with their success one scientist even sent another a "Happy New Year" card with mouse sperm attached as a gift.

Laying down the foundations for a future field in cancel culture...

Looks like scientists get far off track with their work too.

MickeliciousAug. 6  12:15 pm JST

...originally had to be stored in tiny glass bottles that broke easily

I do hope the donors were unhurt.

rainydayAug. 6  12:56 pm JST

Japanese scientists develop freeze-dried mouse sperm postcards

Reading the headline I initially thought they had developed postcards made of freeze-dried mouse sperm and I thought "Why would anyone in their right mind ever buy something like that?"

When I was in the navy Propulsion Engineering Basics School, we learned about lubricating ship and sub plant valve stems. The lube grease consists of llama sperm. No joke. And it's greasy, rusty red in color and it's messy.

bass4funkToday  04:08 am JST

I’m speechless

this ain't no jive.

NumanToday  09:26 am JST

When I first read the headline, I was like "uh, come again???"

Is that a pun or what? Just saying........

XuluxAug. 7  09:49 pm JST

Thankfully, I stopped licking envelopes long ago.

Did that silly Seinfeld episode teach you that? (bass guitar plays)