Musk says Twitter clash with Apple a 'misunderstanding'

Yes, the "very productive talk" went something like this:

St. Elon: "So what is all this I hear about you dropping Twitter Ap from the AP store. That woudl destroy us!"

Tim "Apple" (according to Trump) Cook: "Mind your manners and get your house in order or we might do just that."

St. Elon: (Meekly) "Ok"

That's about how that meeting went.

Nemo - thats quite a strange imagined conversation since Cook was the one who meekly said the prospect of removing Twitter from the app store wasn't even on the table. Musk openly opining on producing a rival smartphone did the trick.

I have a huge Twitter following of close to 400 followers (yes, the shadow banning has stopped) and yesterday polled them, asking; "Is Elon hitting it out of the ballpark?

24 hours later and the YES camp is over 96%.

And thats not imagined.

Everything about Musk recently is a misunderstanding.

I'm gonna need more popcorn

I have a huge Twitter following of close to 400 followers (yes, the shadow banning has stopped) and yesterday polled them, asking; "Is Elon hitting it out of the ballpark?

Your understanding of Scientific polling is as weak as your arguments for Trump, and THATS saying something.

“I asked all of my WHOPPING 400 followers in my echo-chamber if they agree with me and they all said ‘yes!’.”

Stop the presses! Lol.

A better poll would involve tech professionals and businesses professionals and they all say that Elon has lost his last marble, there is no plan.

Tim Cook being meek in a showdown with the world’s most effective set of hair plugs is as likely as Trump eating a salad.

I have a huge Twitter following of close to 400 followers

The average Twitter user has over 700 followers. Just FYI.

I have a huge Twitter following of close to 400 followers (yes, the shadow banning has stopped) and yesterday polled them, asking; "Is Elon hitting it out of the ballpark?

24 hours later and the YES camp is over 96%.

And you used that to conclude that world opinion is that Musk is hitting it out of the park?

This is why the right is such a failure. The above quote appears to have been said in seriousness, rather than mocking satire.

Hint: Far-rightie asking his echo chamber a far-rightie question is of course going to receive far-rightie support.

I have a huge Twitter following of close to 400 followers

lol. This cracks me up every time.

(yes, the shadow banning has stopped) 

“freedom of speech, not freedom of reach”

’shadowbanning’ is official Twitter policy now.

Don’t confuse lack of attention with lack of interest.

Most Americans think 45 and musk are bad for America. As do most non Americans coincidentally.

Small groups tend to make little clubs to feel special and overlook their glaring deficiencies.

Sure, you were ‘shadow banned’. I guess it sounds better than ‘nobody is listening to me’.

Musk should shave his head as an apology for being not very nice, previously, and promise not to be not very nice anymore.