Andrew, Harry and Meghan won't appear on queen's jubilee balcony

William has become a malcontent

With the demise of her Netflix venture, no invitation to join the balcony, the B-grade actress must be rueing the lack of publicity- hey, but that's what she wanted isn't it? As difficult as it may seem, I am sure we will cope with their absence.

The pedo is not welcome but the other two can come to my balcony and drinks Pimms.

I don't process a Jubilee balcony but I do have a serious patio with decking to die for.

If Harry and Meghan want to view the proceedings on the my TV with cocktails  and Matsusaka , and Omi beef, with my own signature salads be my guest.

I won't hold my breath. I have pinball machines too

This is the kind of stupid “palace intrigue” you get with a monarchy in the modern age.

Ditch the whole thing already.

The pedo is not welcome but the other two can come to my balcony and drinks Pimms.

The girl in question was 17, which considering his age and position may be considered "problematic" but is perfectly legal in the UK. My problem with Andrew is his denial and B/S.ing about the whole incident.