Cocaine found at NASA hangar

Cripes! Looks like the jig is up! No more cocaine fueled orgies with aliens in the hangar anymore, boys.

j/k

Well that's one headline I wasn't expecting to see....

Now we know how the employees could rack up all that over-time! You can't stay ahead in the area of rocket/space technology on Wheaties alone!

What do you expect from a bunch of space cadets? Doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that astronauts like to get high.

nor is there any indication that any employees were under the influence while working in the facility.

The drugs must have flown in through the window by themselves.

White powder, cocaine. Uh, pilot error...Anything to do with the Bermuda Triangle...?

Altria - Good one.

I wonder how much cocaine is stashed on the international space station? I'll bet the Columbian astronaut stashed some last year.

Dogs and tests will get em for sure.

Now that's what I call go fever!

I wonder how much cocaine is stashed on the international space station? I'll bet the Columbian astronaut stashed some last year.

I wonder if the US laws are valid in international space station. They are not within the borders of any country.

I see NASA is finding alternative funding, or that joke about how the first shuttle exploded was true.

So I imagine the US Customs will now get involved, checking astronauts. Where have you been...for how long...any meat, fruit or drugs on you...

Ingredients of a top secret experiment in space ... will be hushed up soon.

Dogs and tests, sounds like Gattaca!

Pump24,

I can see it now. The astronauts leave the hangar with their helmets in their hand ala The Right Stuff. They are the pride of American technology and training. They are our finest. And when they approach their craft to hurtle toward an uncertain future... a fat TSA agent will tell them they have to take off their shoes and empty their pockets.

Sigh...

Taka

A young male recreational user on a date or planted, my first guesses.

A young male recreational user

I think old female chronic user.