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Man caught at NZ airport with 44 lizards in pants

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For the sake of the title, let's just be glad he wasn't trying to smuggle out a fairly large snake.

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Is that a lizard in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?

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First explosives hidden in underwear, now wildlife. I expect we'll all have to fly naked from now on ...

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Hat's off to the writer of that headline.

THAT grabbed my attention.

And the jokes just write themselves from that point on.

Taka

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"Sir, your lizard is poking it's head out of your trousers."

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Is that a lizard in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?

Beat me to it. Curses.

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What part of his underwear were they sewn into??? Was Hans getting a cheap thrill in flight??? Was he trying to get in the "Mile High" club with lizards??? This is too funny for words...

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"We've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean it's really quite frightening."

I don't know which is more frightening, armadillos or lizards.

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how come? when I counted them it was 45.:-)

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If it had happened in Japan, the lizards would have been detained in Ushiku as illegal immigrants.

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There once was a man named Hans

Who shoved some lizards down his pants...

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I'd love to see the body-scan image!

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44 lizards, and a one eyed snake... Sounds like a country western song.

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Too bad geckos don't have teeth. But can you imagine them climbing all over with those funny adhesive feet of theirs? Let's see, 44 x 4 is 176 sticky little feet....oh my!

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For the sake of the title, let's just be glad he wasn't trying to smuggle out a fairly large snake.

NZ does not have snakes I believe. I wonder what would have happened if he we to drain the lizard on the plane?

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Wasn't it 43 lizards? And one, whoops!

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