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yabits
For the sake of the title, let's just be glad he wasn't trying to smuggle out a fairly large snake.
Tessa
Is that a lizard in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
The758
First explosives hidden in underwear, now wildlife. I expect we'll all have to fly naked from now on ...
Taka313
Hat's off to the writer of that headline.
THAT grabbed my attention.
And the jokes just write themselves from that point on.
Taka
bushlover
"Sir, your lizard is poking it's head out of your trousers."
TheQuestion
Beat me to it. Curses.
sharky1
What part of his underwear were they sewn into??? Was Hans getting a cheap thrill in flight??? Was he trying to get in the "Mile High" club with lizards??? This is too funny for words...
sydenham
"We've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean it's really quite frightening."
I don't know which is more frightening, armadillos or lizards.
tclh
how come? when I counted them it was 45.:-)
Beelzebub
If it had happened in Japan, the lizards would have been detained in Ushiku as illegal immigrants.
Altria
There once was a man named Hans
Who shoved some lizards down his pants...
sabiwabi
I'd love to see the body-scan image!
nath
44 lizards, and a one eyed snake... Sounds like a country western song.
ca1ic0cat
Too bad geckos don't have teeth. But can you imagine them climbing all over with those funny adhesive feet of theirs? Let's see, 44 x 4 is 176 sticky little feet....oh my!
bobbafett
NZ does not have snakes I believe. I wonder what would have happened if he we to drain the lizard on the plane?
goddog
Wasn't it 43 lizards? And one, whoops!