Obama visits military base for Christmas

"simmered corn and broccoli"

Never had that one. I mean, I've had corn and I've had broccoli, but never simmered corn and broccoli. I wonder is it as good as sufferin' succotash, or peas and carrots?

Now the propaganda begins to make Americans believe that he actually gives a damn about the military.

"beachfront estate"

That's what I want - a beachfront state. Perhaps Obama, being as how he's gonna be busy as a bee in Washington, D.C. fixing the economy, which was ruined by Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld, will rent his beachfront estate to me.

Come now, Proffessor, any news about President-elect Obama is worth reporting - isn't it?

Is this really worth reporting?