Typhoon pummels South Korea

And another one is on the way heading in a very similar trajectory...

leighkfToday 02:17 pm JST

Using an umbrella is useless in a typhoon....."

Not exactly. If you leave it unopened, it can be used as a walking stick and also a hook in strong winds. Macgyver would not let it go to waste.

Nothing demonstrates mindless reliance on habit like using an umbrella in a typhoon.

And if you let go of that umbrella it becomes a weapon, a flying projectile.

Hold off on the clean-up, Korea, there's a bigger one approaching!

Using an umbrella is useless in a typhoon.....