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U.S. man with huge penis stopped at airport

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If I met Jonah Falcon, I would probably stop him for questioning, too.

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I am surprised that they were able to write this article without using the word "ginormous"

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What d*cks those TSA people are sometimes!

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I imagine a lot of headlines were rejected on account of being too silly. There must've been a lot of chortling over this news!

"Man questioned about suspicious package".

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@Maria

Be honest, you wouldn't stop him just for questioning... If i would met this guy without my boyfriend around i would...

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I thought size didn't matter. Sounds like discrimination to me.

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I just googled this guy. he's not my cup of tea to look at, although I'm sure he has a lovely personality.

Size does matter, but we all have to make do.

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I wonder if his is a match to John Dillinger's Willy?

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When he was younger, he was pretty handsome. Still attractive somehow.

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5 minutes is not a news worthy delay if it can even be called a delay at all. That being said, I flew next to a girl who looked like she had 2 claymore mined secreted on her.

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Happened to me just last week, but, out of modesty, I didn't report it. Guess this guy wants the PR.

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An old saying: You can't park a Cadillac in a Volkswagon spot.

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Thank you JT followers for a good afternoon laugh! @ Maria - you have me cracking up over here!

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Maybe it would save them all time and trouble if the TSA issued him with a penis passport with id photo, then he could just flash that instead of having to hang out at airport security desks.

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WOW cough cough

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" if the TSA issued him with a penis passport with id photo, then he could just flash that"

Judging by some of the female commentary here, that could possibly cause rioting in the airports.

Though the story has the BS metre in the red. There must be a release of one of his films coming....

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They definitely checked his "package"!

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I'm surprised they didn't hit him with a baggage surcharge.

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Bet the TSA women had fantasies that night!

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"I'm surprised they didn't hit him with a baggage surcharge"

Imagine having to check that at the Bag Drop desk before going through security to see if it complies with the airlines terms and conditions for hand luggage.....

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I wonder how he manages to get the folding table down at mealtimes....

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I wonder how he manages to get the folding table down at mealtimes.

I have no problems with that, but occasionally I get excited and knock the tray up, spilling my drink and food.

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Where is that JT poster that says something like if there are no pictures it did not happen??

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I wonder how he manages to get the folding table down at mealtimes....

Airlines meals aren't as exciting as they used to be.

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“They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets or if I was just happy to see them."

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"U.S. man with huge penis stopped at airport"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

"13 inches/33 centimeters erect"

Whoa!

"What was the worst thing that was going to happen? I would have to whip it out for them?"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

"I just googled this guy"

So did I, and what pops up between all the photos of him? A photo of ( why not? ) Paris Hilton! Ha ha ha

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Farmboy,

Nor the stewardesses.... :(

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It is exciting to see a machine that big. But, honestly, it must be very frustrating to own such machinery. For starts, there's no man or woman in the world that can accomodate 33cm. Let alone feel pleasure.

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Well, he certainly shouldn't feel ashamed about whipping something that big out if need be.

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You should see his brother, Richard's!

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Trololololololololol out of midst tragedy this week.. best article of the weekend!! funnnyyyy

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Now THIS is newsworthy! TSA finds more than they bargained for. Film after eleven(Rated NC-17).

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Yikes. I thought this was going to be a joke article.

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Size does matter, but we all have to make do.

Size matters with respect to women too... just in the opposite way.

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This shouldn't be on JT unless Mr. Big comes to japan to do business.

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I fly several times a year. Sadly, I've never had that problem.

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If there's no pic, it doesn't " exist "

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That's gotta be a pain, literally.

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Yeah, I hate when that happens

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put that thing in a second tray

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