Woman stabs boyfriend for cheating at Monopoly

Jeez, nothing like the dark humor of reality. Some really awful things happen for rather funny reasons.

Chavez has a prior drug arrest record and was drunk at the time of the stabbing. A real Occupy Wall Street type.

This is crappy ass New Mexico, trailer trash at their best, smoking drugs and drinking away in Tequila ville

What's the Spanish word for trailer trash?

@Hategobo, not too sure why you sound offended, you say your wife is younger than you right?? This sounds perfectly normal in my book, but having a girlfriend that can be your own mothers age?? Sorry, no go in my book.

@WilliB, if you say she looks like a junk yard dog pit bull with rabies, man I believe you!! No need for me to even look at them pics! What kind of trashy cow stabs a person over stupid things like cheating on Monopoly, a pit bull with lip stick!

DRUGS?? Come on! This is crappy ass New Mexico, trailer trash at their best, smoking drugs and drinking away in Tequila ville,so no surprise for me, you all gotta READ BETWEEN THE LINES, I am sure they are WELFARE BUMBS too!

Any other questions for this Mexicano raised in the barrios of the USA??

Peace officer? Is that a typo?

Heh thankfully she didn't have firearm handy. Are the anti-gun crowd going to emerge to demand a ban on knives?

kamala@

So are there any guesses on what game piece they used to represent their places?

well, apparently from the article, his "willy" was not a piece on the board, but a pound of flesh, that's another story.

this is unrelated, sorry, but just too good: at this moment, this webpage has as advertisement something saying: GET BETTER PROTECTION THAN POLICE

hilarious! is this because you can't count on j-police?

@ Kamala Brown- Sparks OK I will take your bait..... she was the Dog or the Boot. Do I get out of Jail Free?

She did it for the money - and the hotels and the houses and the utilities.

battery upon a peace officer and assault upon a peace officer.

Peace officer? Clear case of disturbance of the peace then...

"battery upon a peace officer and assault upon a peace officer"

Or, assault and battery on a cop.

Maybe they played for real money.

So are there any guesses on what game piece they used to represent their places?

Who was the banker?

What happened to kicking the board

Wow, maybe he nicked a few green houses and a couple of hotels. Or perhaps he got the Luxury tax fine and paid 10% rather than what he really owed. God bless america

can you imagine the consequences of that dude cheating on the lady " sexually " ?

@Elbuda Mexicano Please enlighten me, where in this news report does it mention drugs? I am 10 years older than my wife does that make me retarded too? The world awaits your answer Professor.

Elbuda Mexicano:

" Ms.Chavez maybe 60 years old but after smoking too much marijuana for say 50 years plus, her IQ must be like that of new born pit bull dog. "

If you google, you find that she looks like one too, LOL

"Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200."

I am looking forward to all the "get out of jail card" jokes...

Just another example of the evils of capitalism.

Thanks Laguna, you beat me to that great Monopoly joke! By the way, my younger brother ALWAYS, ALWAYS cheated when we played Monopoly as kids, but I never hit him, let alone stab him etc..just got him back by taking more $$ or moving my piece a few more steps further, when he was not looking!

Okay, the obvious:

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

I am Mexican not a New Mexican but just a regular old Mexican, this just does not make any sense! WTF is this dude thinking 48 years old as his so called girlfriend is 60!!! Oh, yeah the cheating at Monopoly that I can understand, the 60 year old girlfriend?? NO WAY, maybe he deserved her wrath, not too sure, but they both sound retarded, not exactly playing with a full deck of cards and maybe like druggies, drug addicts only get stupider and stupider with time so Ms.Chavez maybe 60 years old but after smoking too much marijuana for say 50 years plus, her IQ must be like that of new born pit bull dog.