Posted in: U.S. Open: Naomi Osaka feels better as she returns to site of two of her Grand Slam titles See in context
I am NOT going to make any pregnantcy wise jokes.
Not after last time.
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Posted in: What do you think are some of the strangest music group or band names ever? See in context
Gerogerigegege
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Posted in: Communication plays a crucial role in preventing dementia, but some elderly individuals don't have people to talk to. See in context
Suddenly, I am afraid to get a day older after reading that quotation
Bad news for Endless Sea; endless sea live forever omeeeh
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Posted in: Because the average lifespan has significantly increased in the postwar period, couples spend a longer time together after their children become independent. This can highlight underlying differences and tensions, making it impossible for couples to remain together. See in context
I divorce ex-wife.
She put the "men" into "argument"
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Posted in: Communication plays a crucial role in preventing dementia, but some elderly individuals don't have people to talk to. See in context
No friends so have to talk to robot?
Having to put up with stupid glitch brain robot is even more miserable and depressing than dementia.
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Posted in: Man at facility for disabled arrested for throwing another man from 2nd floor atrium See in context
I am plead mental insanity.
Out by lunchtime and back home in time for ocha and afternoon scone.
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Posted in: U.S., S Korea begin joint military drills as N Korea accuses them of invasion rehearsal See in context
I am logging in Japan Today to strongly register disapproval of Nuclear Power.
This is my stance on Nuclear Power.
Thank you.
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Posted in: China youth unemployment jumps to 17.1% in July See in context
Poor China.
ps Chinese talking is not Chinese whispers it is always big voice Chinese Shouting maybe Chinatown not the place for me.
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Posted in: Drunk high school girl arrested for assaulting bus driver in Fukuoka See in context
Teenage Rebellion is youthful stage of life for young rebel.
Old age is death.
Middle age is Bus Driver
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Posted in: Powerful typhoon moves toward Tokyo, disrupting transport See in context
Just wind gusts.
Broken brolly in Ishihara maybe.
Gamman omeeeh
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Posted in: We'll die in any case, so why live? – Part 1 See in context
I live for rock and roll!
The heart of rock and roll is still beating.
It is 80's pop rocker Huey Lewis & The News.
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Posted in: Japanese yakuza recounts his 'hellish' ordeal as an inmate in a Chinese prison See in context
It is happy ending with Chinese koibito.
Love is a hell of a drug.
So is drug.
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Posted in: Cabinet members visit war-linked Yasukuni Shrine; Kishida sends offering See in context
If War is a crime then war criminals are guilty of war?
It is complex.
Japan is complex
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Posted in: Cabinet members visit war-linked Yasukuni Shrine; Kishida sends offering See in context
War is Death of Innocence and also Death of Life if death occurs.
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Posted in: Japanese executive convicted in Myanmar for selling rice above set prices returns home See in context
Hiroshi has been a very very naughty boy in Burma.
"Go to your room this instant, Hiroshi!"
Just joking!
Go to prison omeeh.
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Posted in: Japan PM Kishida, once a safe pair of hands, fumbles top job See in context
Kishida is unpopular warmonger. Japanese are angry at Kishida spending on military.
Kishida is fail PM statesman and will join other fail PM statesman from before him Kan (dingus) Noda (doofus) and Suga (dinglebelly)
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Posted in: Japanese worried and confused after first-ever megaquake advisory See in context
"Life is for living and death is for tomorrow."
It is not Plato but it is like modern day Plato.
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Posted in: Harris to appear on 'Saturday Night Live,' say sources
Posted in: Harris to appear on 'Saturday Night Live,' say sources
Posted in: Robot retrieves first melted fuel from Fukushima nuclear reactor
Posted in: Harris to appear on 'Saturday Night Live,' say sources