Alistair Carnell comments

Posted in: Opposition to block British PM Johnson's early election bid See in context

Photo caption; Just when you thought that there was enough bovine excrement ....

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Posted in: Johnson threatens election ahead of Brexit battle in parliament See in context

At this stage, the only people who think a no deal Brexit under Boris, is a a good thing, are the same people that think that Trump is a ‘great guy’ ... go figure.

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Posted in: Trump faces limits of go-it-alone stance at G7 summit See in context

“I'm the President of the United States of America. I'm not the president of the world."

Not presidential at all, wouldn’t trust him to run a school tuck shop.

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Posted in: Outrage as Trump brands mostly-black Baltimore 'infested mess' See in context

His mind is a sewer.

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Posted in: New British PM Johnson wants to redo Brexit deal See in context

A new hope, as simple as that.

... No, The Fat-tum Menace, more like.

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Posted in: Trump tries to distance himself from 'send her back' rally chant; many Republicans alarmed See in context

Caption for the picture....

”No, no not THAT video !”

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Posted in: Trump threatens 'obliteration;' Iran calls White House 'mentally retarded' See in context

Like a moron.

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Posted in: Get your fax right: Bungling officials spark nuclear scare after quake See in context

Did the staff member really tick the wrong box, or is that just their cover sheet... er, story

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Posted in: Trump calls London mayor a 'disaster' after a spate of killings See in context

*odious (autocorrect) :(

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Posted in: Trump calls London mayor a 'disaster' after a spate of killings See in context

Only a ‘stone cold loser’ retweets bile from odorous hag Hopkins.

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Posted in: Trump, in new interview, says British royal Meghan was 'nasty' to him See in context

Some nice verbal gymnastics there, Donny boy.

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Posted in: Trump lavished with royal pomp and pageantry on state visit to UK See in context

Just watched that speech.... definitely intellectually challenged. Stable genius can’t pronounce ‘wreckage’ nor ‘unwavering’.

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Posted in: Osaka red light district to be closed during G-20 summit See in context

Closed? More like closed off, because all the establishments will be full of the one percenters.

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Posted in: Ken Watanabe to star in Japanese remake of ‘The Fugitive’ See in context

But with a Japanese twist... he turns himself in, to help with enquires, then confesses after days of sleep deprivation torture

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Posted in: Voting under way in local, by-elections See in context

Even between elections, I see Abe’s mug dotted around the countryside on placards, akin to Orwell’s dystopian leader.

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Posted in: Pentagon authorizes $1 bil for Trump's border wall See in context

Morons Are Garrulous Again

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Posted in: Farmer investigated for selling wagyu cattle sperm to smuggler See in context

Isn’t it great to have a crime story about sperm for once, which doesn’t use the tired old euphemism of ‘bodily fluids’

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Posted in: Trump delays tariff hike on Chinese goods, citing trade talk progress See in context

citing trade talk progress

Which can probably be translated from trumpspeak as; A new trump hotel in China, concessions for his daughter’s line in clothing etc, etc

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Posted in: LDP adopts concise plan on constitutional revision at convention See in context

Mouthpiece? Ringpiece more like.

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Posted in: Cockroaches found in chicken bowl at Yoshinoya restaurant See in context

Sounds like an old yak trick... see Juzo Itami’s brilliant ‘Mimbo no Onna’.

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Posted in: Trump slams his 'naive' intelligence services; says they should go back to school See in context

Says THEY should go back to school ?

Well, that there is some real projection, It should be Dotard Donny going back to school.... no, wait Kindergarten would be better.

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Posted in: Trump, in TV address, urges Congress to fund border wall See in context

If the chicken livered bone(spurs)head wants it so badly, let him build it with chicken wire, out of his own pocket.

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Posted in: Customer berates convenience store staff after misunderstanding about cigarettes See in context

Really hate these smegheads who scream, URRRRUSAI ! (With rolled ‘Rs’) at the top of their lungs...

the irony is totally lost on them.

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Posted in: Shibuya calls for stores to refrain from selling alcohol in glass bottles on New Year's Eve See in context

The request comes after an escalating series of alcohol-fueled pranks during Halloween revelry

Only bottles ? Has no one ever participated in alcohol-fuelled pranks after supping on a few 9% cans of chu-hi, one wonders.

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Posted in: Officer on duty was watching porn on smartphone when prisoner escaped from police station See in context

Don’t worry, he’ll be back on the beat, with his helmet, soon.

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Posted in: Tributes for Pete Shelley from UK punk band Buzzcocks See in context

Thanks JT, for not overlooking this. Pete Shelley will be sorely missed.

Shelley & Diggle were the Lennon and McCartney of punk. They helped me through many a fiction romance.

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Posted in: Trump says he 'easily' answered Russia probe questions See in context

"There should have never been a so-called investigation, which, in theory, it's not an investigation of me. But ... as far as I'm concerned, I like to take everything personally because you do better that way," Trump added.

Unhinged narcissist.

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Posted in: Trump's deputy national security adviser out amid White House turmoil See in context

It’s funny, but I do recall certain cult45ists posting lines like ‘Can’t wait to see the libs in meltdown after the midterms’ etc...

it seems the only one in meltdown mode is their dear leader.

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Posted in: Trump insults more reporters; claims Acosta video wasn't altered See in context

"When you're in the White House, this is a very sacred place to be," he said. "This is a very special place. You have to treat the White House with respect. You have to treat the presidency with respect."

A classic case of ‘Do as I say, not as I do’.

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Posted in: Memorial service for glasses See in context

Should’ve gone to specsavers.

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