Alistair Carnell comments

Posted in: Osaka red light district to be closed during G-20 summit See in context

Closed? More like closed off, because all the establishments will be full of the one percenters.

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Posted in: Ken Watanabe to star in Japanese remake of ‘The Fugitive’ See in context

But with a Japanese twist... he turns himself in, to help with enquires, then confesses after days of sleep deprivation torture

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Posted in: Voting under way in local, by-elections See in context

Even between elections, I see Abe’s mug dotted around the countryside on placards, akin to Orwell’s dystopian leader.

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Posted in: Pentagon authorizes $1 bil for Trump's border wall See in context

Morons Are Garrulous Again

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Posted in: Farmer investigated for selling wagyu cattle sperm to smuggler See in context

Isn’t it great to have a crime story about sperm for once, which doesn’t use the tired old euphemism of ‘bodily fluids’

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Posted in: Trump delays tariff hike on Chinese goods, citing trade talk progress See in context

citing trade talk progress

Which can probably be translated from trumpspeak as; A new trump hotel in China, concessions for his daughter’s line in clothing etc, etc

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Posted in: LDP adopts concise plan on constitutional revision at convention See in context

Mouthpiece? Ringpiece more like.

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Posted in: Cockroaches found in chicken bowl at Yoshinoya restaurant See in context

Sounds like an old yak trick... see Juzo Itami’s brilliant ‘Mimbo no Onna’.

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Posted in: Trump slams his 'naive' intelligence services; says they should go back to school See in context

Says THEY should go back to school ?

Well, that there is some real projection, It should be Dotard Donny going back to school.... no, wait Kindergarten would be better.

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Posted in: Trump, in TV address, urges Congress to fund border wall See in context

If the chicken livered bone(spurs)head wants it so badly, let him build it with chicken wire, out of his own pocket.

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Posted in: Customer berates convenience store staff after misunderstanding about cigarettes See in context

Really hate these smegheads who scream, URRRRUSAI ! (With rolled ‘Rs’) at the top of their lungs...

the irony is totally lost on them.

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Posted in: Shibuya calls for stores to refrain from selling alcohol in glass bottles on New Year's Eve See in context

The request comes after an escalating series of alcohol-fueled pranks during Halloween revelry

Only bottles ? Has no one ever participated in alcohol-fuelled pranks after supping on a few 9% cans of chu-hi, one wonders.

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Posted in: Officer on duty was watching porn on smartphone when prisoner escaped from police station See in context

Don’t worry, he’ll be back on the beat, with his helmet, soon.

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Posted in: Tributes for Pete Shelley from UK punk band Buzzcocks See in context

Thanks JT, for not overlooking this. Pete Shelley will be sorely missed.

Shelley & Diggle were the Lennon and McCartney of punk. They helped me through many a fiction romance.

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Posted in: Trump says he 'easily' answered Russia probe questions See in context

"There should have never been a so-called investigation, which, in theory, it's not an investigation of me. But ... as far as I'm concerned, I like to take everything personally because you do better that way," Trump added.

Unhinged narcissist.

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Posted in: Trump's deputy national security adviser out amid White House turmoil See in context

It’s funny, but I do recall certain cult45ists posting lines like ‘Can’t wait to see the libs in meltdown after the midterms’ etc...

it seems the only one in meltdown mode is their dear leader.

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Posted in: Trump insults more reporters; claims Acosta video wasn't altered See in context

"When you're in the White House, this is a very sacred place to be," he said. "This is a very special place. You have to treat the White House with respect. You have to treat the presidency with respect."

A classic case of ‘Do as I say, not as I do’.

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Posted in: Memorial service for glasses See in context

Should’ve gone to specsavers.

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Posted in: Abe talks with Trump on phone; praises his efforts in midterm elections See in context

Brown-nosing sycophant.

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Posted in: Expert: Acosta video distributed by White House was doctored See in context

No one needs to ‘crap on trump’... he’s floundering in a swamp of his own making.

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Posted in: Elderly Japanese pine for return to 'lost' northern islands See in context

They can pine for it all they want, but they have as much chance of getting it back, as the dead parrot has, getting to the fiords.

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Posted in: Trump backtracks on suggestion U.S. troops could fire on migrants See in context

"They won't have to fire. What I don't want is I don't want these people throwing rocks," Trump told reporters outside the White House. "If they do that with us, they're going to be arrested for a long time."

His vocabulary is akin to that of a six year old, ‘arrested for a long time’, is incarcerated (too big a word for him).

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Posted in: ¥14 mil stolen from man after pepper spray attack at Tokyo hotel See in context

Smells of yak, both of them.

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Posted in: Trump calls on media to end 'hostility' after thwarted bombs See in context

called on the media to end its "hostility"

That’s rich, coming from the man who’s hostile to the media.

shouldn’t that be, “called on his disciples to end their hostility” ?

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Posted in: Trump says it looks like Saudi journalist Khashoggi is dead See in context

U.S. response to Saudi Arabia will likely be"very severe"...

Oh, as severe as you were with Xi, Un, or Putin?

This is the chump that rolls over and shows his belly, every time he’s given compliments or chocolate cake.

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Posted in: University employee caught spending 50 hours a month looking at manga porn at work See in context

Funny how they don’t name the porn fixated perp, but named the site as to where he glut his desire.

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Posted in: 45.2% do not view Abe cabinet reshuffle positively: poll See in context

When the word ‘shuffle’ was used, I thought it was referring to their decrepit movement.

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Posted in: Trump, Iran's Rouhani exchange threats, insults on U.N.'s world stage See in context

This article failed to mention his Freudian slip...

Trump just told the UN General Assembly that additional sanctions against Iran will resume on 5 November and "war will follow".

Did he mean to say “more”? With this numpty, it’s hard to tell.

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Posted in: Stormy Daniels promises to tell all in memoir due out Oct 2 See in context

 In a tweet Trump described her claim as a "total con job."

Nice projection there Donny.

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Posted in: Man with hammer attacks patient in Shimane hospital See in context

Great nod to HMHB there Alfie .

What a cowardly nutcase !

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