Alistair Carnell comments

Made America Gormless Already.

Barr should lose his job too. When interviewed, he said he wasn’t sure what the legal angle was in some states.

voting twice is illegal in ALL states.

It is not clear how Cain contracted COVID-19.

I’d say it’s pretty well cut and dried.

‘Amber Heard’ will join the lexicon of cockney Rhyming slang.

A total covidiot... The Lone Ranger wore a mask over his eyes, with eyeholes.

someone needs to tell him he’s wearing it incorrectly.

”white power!” How deplorable.

Golf carts , how apt. As Covid-45 has spent most of his tenure with his lardy arse on the golf course.

No doubt bought by the ‘Six Million Dollar Fan’ ... I’ll get my coat.

Trump's taking 2020

... To hell in a hand basket of deplorables.

Forget his projection, he probably wants to do it because of this...

Thirty-seven countries and the World Health Organization (WHO) appealed on Friday for common ownership of vaccines, medicines and diagnostic tools to tackle the global coronavirus pandemic, taking aim at patent laws they fear could become a barrier to sharing crucial supplies.

so if a cure is discovered in the United States, they can monopolise it.

 I think he is the only politician in the world who has some balls!

He does, but the problem is, is that they’re located within his cranium.

In related news, trump’s sweatshops are already churning out new red caps for over-confident trump fans to purchase. They are emblazoned with the phrase Trump wins another term, shortened to an acronym.

Nice attempt to try and bait the Prez into something "racial"

He made it racial, by asking a Chinese reporter to “go ask China” .

He’ll probably try to defend himself in a few days, by saying he was being sarcastic. What a loser !

Nah, he’s not afraid of dumb people, he surrounds himself with them, in an attempt to look smart.

Seems to me, that Trump is getting worried about the deadline for the payback of his Bank of China loan.

“Damage control to Major Don - your mouth is open, something’s wrong.

Just be belligerent, tell the press it's sarcasm.” (Apologies to Mr.Bowie)

^ He’s not slim, but he sure is shady.

Just look at the picture. He has a face like a smacked arse.

’The incredible sulk’.

This smacks of fear fuelled urban myth. I was told this same story yesterday, but was told that the unnamed perpetrator was based in Hyogo.

I wouldn’t be surprised at all, if this story spreads even quicker than the virus itself.

See Black Mirror episode Fifteen Million Merits, for details.

As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate .....

Spoken (or tweeted) like a true narcissistic megalomaniac with anger issues.

It is time to be rid of the bloated, secretive , back stabbing , money sucking PM and his think tank troll army ?

The working class will give them another collective middle finger at the next election

Working class people voting for Trump, is akin to pigs voting for a bacon slicer.

Photo caption; Just when you thought that there was enough bovine excrement ....

At this stage, the only people who think a no deal Brexit under Boris, is a a good thing, are the same people that think that Trump is a ‘great guy’ ... go figure.

“I'm the President of the United States of America. I'm not the president of the world."

Not presidential at all, wouldn’t trust him to run a school tuck shop.

His mind is a sewer.

A new hope, as simple as that.

... No, The Fat-tum Menace, more like.

Caption for the picture....

”No, no not THAT video !”

Like a moron.

Did the staff member really tick the wrong box, or is that just their cover sheet... er, story