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Posted in: Have your tobacco rolled by sexy women at Japan’s first 'shag bar' See in context

And then she licks the paper, and you get to breathe in all her germs.. influenza? AIDS? herpes? Mmm, yummy

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Posted in: Wrongly jailed Nepalese man returns home from Japan See in context

Best of luck, Mr. Mainali. Enjoy every moment of you new life with your family.

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Posted in: Have your tobacco rolled by sexy women at Japan’s first 'shag bar' See in context

I'm shagged out reading this. Feel like some wacky backy

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Posted in: Deportation order issued against Nepali granted retrial in 1997 murder case See in context

I bet he is so upset to have to leave this wonderful country

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Posted in: Calls made for bicycles to have number plates See in context

Tmarie, thats why I always carry a brolly with a nice, shiny, pointy spike. Sometimes I feel like the fourth musketeer swashbuckling my way through a tsunami of myopic kamikaze cyclists. Great fun.

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Posted in: Calls made for bicycles to have number plates See in context

On the spot 2000 yen fine for using phone/ holding umbrella/walking the dog/reading manga etc etc etc while cycling. 5000 yen later at koban if you don't have the dosh on you.

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Posted in: K-pop boy groups 2PM and 2AM merge See in context


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Posted in: AKB48 No. 1 See in context

The AKBs could be the next prime minister: 1 week each with 4 weeks off for photo opps. Then they could retire and get a job at Hooters, after some serious surgery...

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Posted in: Hotel company president gets down on her knees to apologize for fatal fire See in context

Seppuku. Show you mean it, liar.

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Posted in: Police question ex-Aum fugitive Kikuchi about her 17 years on the run See in context

17 years on the run, going down the local izakaya 3 nights a week with her mates, acc to NHK. Mmm, makes one wonder..

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Posted in: M5.2 earthquake jolts eastern Japan See in context

Thought I was drunker than in fact I was; but not, it transpires. Hic.

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Posted in: World No Tobacco Day See in context

Bag lady looks like a great mom. Leave her alone.

I used to smoke 40 a day. 3 fags (that what cigarettes were called, in the days when gay meant happy) in bed before I got up! Gave up in 1980 when the cost of a pack went up to 70 pence (UK)! I'm not paying that!

Took 5 years to lose the urge. Hardest part was passing on the joints....

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Posted in: 2 arrested for forcing 14-year-old girl to swim naked in pond See in context

Enlighten me please; what's the legal minimum age in this country?

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Posted in: Hashimoto reverses stance; OKs limited restart of Oi reactors See in context

Brown envelopes LOFL

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Posted in: Court rejects retrial for man on death row over 1961 killings See in context

By my calculations, 1961 to 2012 is 51 years. If he had been sentenced to life imprisonment, he would have been out decades ago. so he not only gets a double life imprisonment sentence, he also gets to swing!? Is that next clatter of keys in his cell door his daily riceball, or the hangman?

Cruel and unusual punishment? Unbelievable. Guilty or not, hasn't he paid for it?

Shame on you Japan

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Posted in: Fukuoka mayor imposes 1-month alcohol ban for public servants See in context

Seig Heil Mein Fuhrer

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Posted in: Beat Takeshi compares same-sex marriage with bestiality See in context

Wow this gay stuff has really got the JT goat. The phrase "get a life" springs to mind? Back to the fridge for another can...

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Posted in: Beat Takeshi compares same-sex marriage with bestiality See in context

In spite of what he said, I still think Beat is quite cute and sexy. If he changes his mind, in the immortal words of Mr Humphries, "I'm free!" Come out of the closet, big boy...

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Posted in: 3-yr-old boy, left home alone, falls to death from 11th-floor balcony See in context

And why do people with kids want to live on the 11th. floor (or wotever)? Surely there are alternatives

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Posted in: 6-yr-old girl dies after car plows into schoolchildren in Osaka See in context

I got done for speeding once in Tokyo. It cost me 80,000 yen. Since then I always observe speed limits, which is an extremely dangerous thing to do due to constant tailgating by drivers who try to intimidate (honking horns, flashing lights, shouting, giving me the finger, punching my window at traffic lights - I always lock my doors from inside) and totally ignore speed limits and most other traffic rules.

The police do nothing but occasionally stand outside their kobans leaning on their big sticks trying to look tough, while all manner of insane driving habits go on right in front of their noses.

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Posted in: Gov't seeks 20% cut in electricity use in central, western Japan See in context

Where I work they've already turned off the warm water in the washlets when you wash yer bum. Quite a shock, I can tell you.

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Posted in: Japan seeks bloggers for cyber-charm tourism drive See in context

Smacks of desperation

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Posted in: Johnny's back See in context


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Posted in: London's Olympic stadium formally opens See in context

GREAT Britain

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Posted in: A mouthful See in context

Fadamor, gimme a super whopper pedantry-burger, with a helping of getalife on the side. And one for me too!

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Posted in: A mouthful See in context

Get yer choppers round that, darlin'

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Posted in: Tokyo raises Y76 mil in donations to buy disputed islands See in context

Unspoilt Pacific islands? Sounds great. Can't wait for the package tours.

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Posted in: Korean idol enrages Japanese netizens by eating instant noodles from the pot See in context

Would this criticism, slurp, be the pot, slurp, slurp, calling the kettle, slurp, black? Slurp.

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Posted in: Olympic fears over London airport queues See in context

Seconded, tmarie;I always get in and out, with family, no probs. Usually have a laugh and a joke with the immigration bloke/blokess. "What d'ya wanna come here for?" he said, last time.

Real beer and football, of course. And friendly people..

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Posted in: Ozawa found not guilty in fund scandal See in context

Cash buyer sought

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