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Posted in: Police officer pushes student off bike; lifts up her skirt See in context

Cretin

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Posted in: VIP visitor See in context

Boo ho,o lets all keep feeling sorry for ourselves and kidding ourselves that everyone else does too

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Posted in: Japan slow to take anti-terror measures at nuclear plants See in context

Glad to know that all preparations are now complete ahead of the North Korean rocket launch next month (?), should it inexplicably stray off-course and accidentally crash into one of the perfectly safe and well-protected nuclear reactors.

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Posted in: Noda willing to put his career, life on the line over tax bill See in context

He said the U.S. was John Lennon and Japan was Paul McCartney

ie bickering, envy, mistrust, tantrums, hatred... separation

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Posted in: Osaka to keep register of released child sex offenders See in context

Failure to do so will incur a penalty of 50,000 yen

How will the police find them to collect the money?!

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Posted in: What are some of the weirdest examples of English used in ads or on T-shirts, bags, etc, that you have seen in Japan? See in context

Uni student Tshirt "FECK ME". I told her what it meant. She giggled. I didn't.

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Posted in: Train driver seen using cell phone while on job See in context

Time for a spot of car park weeding, methinks

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Posted in: Sushi chain gives staff crime-prevention training following string of robberies See in context

Just give em a slap with a kipper.

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Posted in: Defense minister, U.S. envoy discuss N Korea rocket launch See in context

How many more meetings are needed..?

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Posted in: Japan working out details of missile deployment ahead of N Korea launch See in context

Its jolly decent of NK to give Japan lots of advance warning about this missile launch, so that there is plenty of time for all the meetings that are needed to reach consensus and make a decision about how to respond.

What if they're actually having a laugh and launch an unannounced, dare I say it, Pearl Harbour-style, military strike TOMORROW, and the powers that be have only minutes to respond?

Chotto.. (sharp intake of breath...)

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Posted in: Yamanote line in Tokyo features AKB48 train See in context

So this train chugs along with a high-piched whine, jumps around a lot and ends with a long screech..??

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Posted in: Realtors have hard time renting stigmatized properties See in context

I'm trying to rent out my house in tokyo. But I confess, there have been three unexplained deaths there: a hamster and two goldfish. Anyone interested? Hamster cage and goldfish bowl included. no extra charge.

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Posted in: Fax fashion See in context

Hands off, RomeoR. The one at the back is mine, all mine.

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Posted in: Skeletonized remains found in Saitama See in context

Maybe the deceased was the grass-cutter from that classic mystery "the Case of the Vanishing Grass-cutter". That would explain it, don't you think, Dr Watson?

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Posted in: Man steals Y1 million from Chiba love hotel See in context

It's good to see one sector of the economy is doing well. Keep it up!

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Posted in: Fax fashion See in context

What the Jenny Fax is this?

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Posted in: Man steals Y1 million from Chiba love hotel See in context

the man brandished what she believed to be a handgun

Reminds me of Mae West's saucy quip. Was it a gun, or was he just happy to see all that cash?

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Posted in: Noda asks Maehara to reword consumption tax bill to gain consensus See in context

Just say its a baseless rumour that the tax will rise again. And anyway, we should all share the pain.

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Posted in: Police recruit shoots himself in head at police koban See in context

I thought he shot himself in the koban. Ouch

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Posted in: Edano says Japan facing power shortage in summer See in context

Where I work they've had signs on the wall saying "28 degrees in summer, 20 degrees in winter", but everyone has had it on 28 all winter ("samui, samui"), so it'll be 20 all summer no doubt. The message hasn't quite got thru.

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Posted in: SMAP's Takuya Kimura fined twice for speeding since Sept See in context

Though he drove a Hummer? That's what we see him in around Yokohama

LOL! Cool bit of name dropping, wanderlust

Was he driving his Chevy to the levy?

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Posted in: SMAP's Takuya Kimura fined twice for speeding since Sept See in context

.. sorry, dozed off. Was he driving NAKED?

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Posted in: SMAP's Takuya Kimura fined twice for speeding since Sept See in context

a "regular automobile"? What, a Nissan March? a Ferrari? a K-car? How about a few specifics now and again to make these yawnable "news" items a bit more inter..est...zzzzzzzz

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Posted in: 7 dead cats found on train line in Yokohama See in context

The freak deserves the cat o' nine tails..

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Posted in: 259 citizens file suit to block restart of reactors in Fukui See in context

Good maths, Frungy

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Posted in: Cozy relations continue between politicians, nuclear industry See in context

Cricky for PM

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Posted in: Kagoshima woman arrested for abusing 11-month-old baby boy See in context

here we go again

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Posted in: Rangers manager advises Darvish: Just be Yu See in context

Rangers manager advises Darvish: Just be Yu

I thought Rangers had gone bankrupt. maybe he could move to Hibs or Kilmarnock.

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Posted in: Japan's whale catch falls short as fleet heads home See in context

Whale meat again? Don't know where, don't know when... this travesty will be stopped.

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Posted in: Non-emergency vehicles to be banned on 52 roads in event of Kanto quake See in context

Forget your car; in the immortal words of Norman Tebbit "get on yer bike" (or tandem, or tricycle, maybe with one of those little trailers behind for the kids or grandma). More environmentally friendly too; not that there will be any environment left to be friendly to!

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