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Posted in: Female referee at men's World Cup wants the game to shine See in context

Wow what a scoop

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Posted in: Dentist arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting patient See in context

Dentists are famously a horny bunch

-8 ( +8 / -16 )

Posted in: CBD oil drinks now available in Japanese vending machines See in context

I wasn't a fan of the electric Lettuce even before I left home and came to the land of the rising sun. Now if you tell me that you can get a dime bag of cocaine from a vending machine then you'd have my attention.

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Posted in: Protesters gather as G7 leaders arrive in Germany See in context

When Biden and Trudeau get in a room with five other world leaders, there's no limit to the nothing that can be achieved

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Posted in: Man arrested after allegedly groping woman walking home See in context

Groper, no groping!

-4 ( +1 / -5 )

Posted in: Japan's top court orders Twitter to delete posts on man's past arrest See in context

I wish that Twitter would just disappear

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Posted in: China urges Japan not to meddle in gas development in East China Sea See in context

My crystal ball tells me to look forward to another BP level disaster.

3 ( +3 / -0 )

Posted in: Osaka court rules same-sex marriage ban not unconstitutional See in context

Maybe just keep things as they are and avoid the slippery slope of the western world.

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Posted in: Osaka court rules same-sex marriage ban not unconstitutional See in context

I think gay people should have the right to get married. Why shouldn't they be allowed to be just as miserable as straight people.

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Posted in: Sounds of Tokyo train station visualized in trial for hearing impaired travelers See in context

The hearing impaired don't know how lucky they are to not have to suffer that cacaphony

-1 ( +0 / -1 )

Posted in: No bartender required: Premixed Jack and Coke going on sale See in context

Think of all the time we'll save!

1 ( +1 / -0 )

Posted in: UAE bans Disney-Pixar film over same-sex relationship characters See in context

Never thought I'd see eye to eye with the UAE but here we are.

-3 ( +8 / -11 )

Posted in: 3 Japanese men in their 80s arrested on suspicion of being a ring of thieves See in context

Why those nutty jijis!

-1 ( +0 / -1 )

Posted in: Amazon Japan delivery drivers form union, claiming overwork See in context

Honestly I'm not surprised. The Japanese Amazon service is so prompt there must be a horrible human cost. Time to start developing sentient robots.

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Posted in: China vows it will fight to the end to stop Taiwan independence See in context

What the world needs now is one less China.

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Posted in: How long should you date someone in Japan before going on a trip with them? See in context

Depends how hot she is.

0 ( +0 / -0 )

Posted in: Survey suggests about half of Japanese companies has an 'old guy who does nothing' See in context

@Lamilly Not always.

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Posted in: Should there be an age limit for driving licenses? See in context

Nah let everyone drive. God will sort it out.

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Posted in: Survey suggests about half of Japanese companies has an 'old guy who does nothing' See in context

In my company it's a young girl. She does nothing and does it loudly, ensuring that the rest of us who have work to do are constantly encumbered.

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Posted in: Jeff Goldblum takes one more bite out of 'Jurassic World' See in context

If you want to see some modern peak Goldblum check out his appearance on Hot Ones

1 ( +1 / -0 )

Posted in: S Korea, U.S., Japan urge N Korea to return to talks See in context

I miss the days when we had a president capable of controlling and diffusing the north Korea situation.

But yeah. Good thing we don't have to deal with mean tweets.

-4 ( +2 / -6 )

Posted in: Jury sides with Depp on lawsuit; Heard on counterclaim See in context

One of my great fears in life is that I may not ever get to party with Johnny Depp

1 ( +1 / -0 )

Posted in: Trudeau proposes freeze on handgun ownership in Canada See in context

Best thing to to for Trudeau, now that he's the most hated Prime Minister in Canadian history, disarm the population.

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Posted in: Japan's Fugaku loses title as world's fastest supercomputer See in context

However it's still the world's fastest supercomputer with a fax add on

-1 ( +3 / -4 )

Posted in: Japan launches new strategy team for longer-term China diplomacy See in context

Ahhh yes diplomacy with the communist menace. What could possibly go wrong?

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Posted in: Japanese society begins to grapple with microaggressions See in context

People who unironically use the word "microaggression" make me want to perform macro aggressions.

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Posted in: How many bots are on Twitter? The question is difficult to answer and misses the point See in context

Twitter is a leftist cesspool anyways. Let it burn.

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Posted in: New 'Star Wars' series with Jude Law in works as Disney targets streaming See in context

I agree with @rgw1. I also cancelled my Disney plus when they canned the incredible Gina Carano. I will never pay for a Disney product again with the exception of the ticket price for Disney sea or Tokyo Disney. But they're owned by the Oriental Land Company so that doesn't count.

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Posted in: New 'Star Wars' series with Jude Law in works as Disney targets streaming See in context

My enthusiasm for star wars died twenty years ago.

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Posted in: Billionaires promote CO2-removing schemes to protect climate See in context

It's taken me a lifetime to save a million dollars. I can't imaging how to do it a thousand times over. But if I had a billion dollars the last thing I'd try to save is the climate. I'd buy myself a fertilized dinosaur egg.

1 ( +3 / -2 )

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