bige_tokyo comments

Slow down there! We don't want them to go underground, do we!

Let's face it - what we need here is some legislation that will force the yaks to register with the government and carry these cards where ever they go. This must be administered by the Ministry of Justice - even if the municipalities would offer to do this, there is no easy way for the MoJ to access that information. It's a no-brainer.

Where these yakuza ID cards (we can have a pink colored version for the Chimpiras - until they pass the test. On a side note, I'm starting a chain of schools to teach the young poofy haired ones how to become a full fledged Yak for just 350,000 yen a pop, but I digress) will really come in handy is on the street. The mawari-san will now have a new weapon to fight with.

When they catch a baddy in the act of punching out the random passerby, they can simply ask if they have a Yak Card.

If they say they indeed have the card, they offense must be registered! If they say they do NOT have a card, then as long as their apology to the victim looks sincere enough, then they are free to go.