bobcatfish comments

Not the cone of silence, Max

I once found a guy with a knife protruding from his chest. I called an ambulance but the police arrived first and treated me like crap. I don't know whether he lived or died but fortunately said he had done it to himself

Congratulations on reaching a height of 1/50th of 1 percent of the distance to the moon.

Would love Greta Thumberg to win. Or maybe Kuato.

@shogun36

Didn't the jugular used to be in the neck?

@jder

You're just saying or you're not saying? What are you trying to say?

Seemed a bit amateurish to be a professional

@bokuda

You seem to have a fairly good grasp of the Latin alphabet already. It's your Greek that needs work

@Chabbawanga

My sentiments exactly

Well which was it? A katana or karate and a knife?

@virusex

At least in Australia and the UK, the vaccines have NOT completed usual trials. They have been approved under EMERGENCY legislation. Doctors and Pharma companies have been indemnified so no-one left to sue

These vaccines have been rushed through without going through normal testing and approval. Governments have indemnified doctors and the pharmaceutical companies. Opponents are ostracised and risk losing their jobs.

Clearly this is all at the behest of the soon to be arriving occupants of interplanetary most extraordinary craft.

Seems a lot of people don't understand the concept of the paralympics

I've never understood the paralympics. Can someone explain the concept concisely?

I'm no expert but if she's bleeding from a head injury she's still alive

Ho hum. I don't think anyone considers 100km up to be space, where the acceleration due to gravity isn't distinguishable from that at ground level. Weightlessness? Well yes, like on a swing

@Antiquesaving

I don't believe her record as a man gets wiped so I suspect "Yes" is the not so interesting answer

@Reckless

Nah, mate. I've already claimed the comedy gold for that joke

Moderators, I don't think the correct picture has been used. The caption says she's lifting in the snatch

The chain should double down and have the government charged for obstruction of business

So stupid. These so called reality shows are bad news. The producers are the worst in my book

@BackpackingNepal

You've never heard of her? How I envy you?

Save your dream. Save your love. It could be a good luck.

I see flat white on the menu. I believe that is an Australian invention. Perth?

@ Do the hustle

For the same reason I don't call high school prostitution, compensated dating or sex slaves, comfort women.

Can we go back to calling it a tidal wave?Yes, technically it is not the tide but "Harbour wave" is not correct either. Remember the good old days when a 7.2 was massive. And what's a temblor for the non-American-centric amongst us?

I prefer the elbow bump to the high 5 which as a teacher of small children I am mandated to do every 45 seconds despite not being American.

Had they simply "pushed" the carts I could have dismissed it as a prank, but these animals "shoved" them.

@gokai_wo_maneku

Yes, it's a genius play on words isn't it?

Soon Britain will release a new detective series called Fish and Chips with the 2 lead characters being named Dawn Fish and Chips O'Henry

@smithinjspan

My brother committed suicide by jumping from an overpass some 20m to the freeway below. Sometimes I wake up in the middle night thinking how alone he must have felt in his final moments. I wonder what he was thinking as he presumably paced up and down working up the courage to jump. That selfish coward!

Didn't Greg and Missus Brady once go on a date?

Kansai and style. Now there are 2 words you don't often see in the one sentence