Simian Lane comments

Posted in: Japan may see resurgence of coronavirus cases, experts warn See in context

It doesn’t take an expert to figure that out, it takes an ass in a field.

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Posted in: Day of the Dolphin See in context

When the sea is more crowded than my subway station

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Posted in: Japanese artist creates ramen face mask to complement fogged glasses See in context

Looks like he threw up out his eyes lol

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Posted in: Not many customers See in context


And all the bars are closed.

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Posted in: JAL, ANA to resume some China flights as virus rules eased See in context

As a tourist, I house despicable thoughts at this business persons prioritizing.

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Posted in: Nearly 500 pilot whales stranded in Australia; 380 dead See in context

A phenomenon not fully understood, it does seem like a remarkably dumb thing to do en masse by otherwise very intelligent animals. I wander if it is deliberate in anyway, a protest or mass suicide of sorts, trying to tell us something.

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Posted in: Don't pursue strike capability or NATO-like Asia, scholars tell Suga See in context

Dear Suga,

Make it your legacy to boot China out of the East and South China seas. I like coral reefs. So.

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Posted in: Hollywood action movie clips spotted in China airforce video See in context

Tom Cruise will be hurt, what with one glaring movie omission!

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Posted in: Tourist spots in Tokyo busy during Silver Week holidays See in context

People eh!

People are unpredictable, people are firm in their desire to do things, try changing the minds of people and see what happens! people flock to where other people are.

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Posted in: The gyudon beef bowl that cooks itself in a box See in context

Haha that looks so gross

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Posted in: Trick-or-What? Pandemic Halloween will be a mixed bag all around in U.S. See in context

Sick or Treat!

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Posted in: We're lucky to have Osaka as figurehead, says Billie Jean King See in context

I’m in the camp that thinks they should play sport and Entertain people and Shut The Hell Up.

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Posted in: Japan eases virus restrictions to allow more people at sports, movie venues See in context

There’s no better movie than the psycho-drama mystery thriller we’re living through right now.

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Posted in: We're lucky to have Osaka as figurehead, says Billie Jean King See in context

We’re not lucky. Speak for yourself. I think the whole thing is a snore fest.

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Posted in: Suga aims to get new digital agency running by autumn 2021 See in context

They should get Nintendo on it

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Posted in: Tokyo Olympic athletes to be exempted from virus entry bans See in context

It does make sense to exempt Tokyo Olympics athletes from entry bans for the Tokyo Olympics.

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Posted in: Bookings start for trips to and from Tokyo under Go To subsidy program See in context

What a brilliant idea. Just as it starts to get cooler and the virus starts to spread quicker again, why not start a holiday campaign into Japan’s most densely populated city?

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Posted in: Europe imposes fresh restrictions as global coronavirus cases top 30 million See in context

Europe my love, how graciously you ease my anxiety.

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Posted in: Australia to ease border limits and allow more citizens home See in context

Australia, oh Australia, it’s touching you are now allowing your own citizens home.

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Posted in: Trial of man indicted for killing, storing bodies of 9 people in apartment to begin Sept 30 See in context

Straight up serial killer, in method and enjoyment had. Study him then dispose of him.

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Posted in: Foreigners in Japan becoming target of discrimination due to virus See in context

Ignore them. It really is only a minority.

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Posted in: Abe visits Tokyo hospital again See in context

Well I wish old stoic Abe’s onaka well

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Posted in: Again, no female contenders in Japan's leadership race See in context

Awww that’s a shame. Without women there are only men.

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Posted in: UK announces first major post-Brexit trade deal -- with Japan See in context

This is more about cheese going one way and cars going the other. It’s a tail about two further awakenings. Yakitori and cider.

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Posted in: Super typhoon heads toward southeast Japan See in context

It ain’t nothing. Media and government jacking it up more than it is as usual. Erring only the side of caution I guess , hard to argue although I don’t like the week of wasted days before it nattering about how bad it’s going to be. Maybe start reporting a day before

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Posted in: 5 things to know about Japan's World War II surrender See in context

They toughed it out in okinawa’s prettiest isles, apart from the snakes and bullets it was paradise, this people forgot. I wander what all the soldiers thought about that.

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Posted in: Tokyo reports 148 new coronavirus cases; nationwide tally 600 See in context

Got in this bag. If every media journo, politician and person toughened up a bit, we will move back to normalcy sooner.

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Posted in: Suga set to join race to succeed Abe, media report See in context

There’s really no one that good at the races. All of you who disliked Abe might come to like him more in the coming months, years.

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Posted in: Abe says decision to resign before accomplishing his goals 'gut-wrenching' See in context

Well done Sir. You were a good servant to the Japanese people, I wish you a speedy recovery.

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Posted in: Japan, U.S. to boost defense cooperation in outer space See in context

Well this is typical of politicians isn’t it. They’ll pass the buck on any problems on Earth, by diverting attention to Outer Space.

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