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Toasted Heretic, sigrid (and others):

https://nissinkutu.or.jp/

Hmm..., a submarine named Yamato on a pair of boxers? So your nearest and dearest would perhaps be asking you: " Do your boxers have a submarine in them or are you just pleased to see me?" (while no doubt breathing in short pants).

This doesn't surprise me. Thousands of Japanese couples live like this. Very few Japanese women have a clue what romance even means. Have a bath, take off all your make-up and put on grandma's underwear and pajamas then crawl in bed with her husband.

You must truly be wise in the ways of the (Japanese) world to have this little factoid at your fingertips. I don't know why, though, as a remedy for this diminution of the marital impulse, you would recommend putting on your grandma's undies and then crawling into bed with her husband (grampy?).

Moderator: Back on topic please.

USNinJapan2

A good Spanish one goes:

What's the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner? The position of the dirt-bag.

Don't fancy one myself (Africa Twin for me), but they are an icon (and more enduring than most race replicas).

Ronin

Is that why so many can think of nothing better than getting plastered? You exist in England but you live in Spain.

No "Princess Bride"? Don Diego de Montoya must be turning in his father's grave.