Iwandabaka comments

"You in a whole heap 'o trouble boy"

Find this beast and cage him.

Too sad for words...

You gonna swing now Baba ....

Should've been longer, those things can maim.

Of course, "The devil made him do it!"

Put him in a small cell and feed him mice.

As they say, "The job ain't over till the paper work's done."

He needs to tidy up his Bat Cave.

Lock him up and take away his Play Station.

Maybe the cat sent the message. They can be vindictive if they get hungry.

Ohara: Man, my hay fever is killing me. Hisano: I got just the thing, take a whiff of this it'll unplug ya.

Yak: I'll be needing a finger if you plan to leave the gang. Guy:Which one? Yak: Either pinkie will do but others are acceptable. Guy: Here, I'd like to give you my middle finger.

Poor buggar. Victim of the system and it's now almost too late to regain his health.

Teacher: Ok, now y'all repeat after me. "Git along little doggie, git along."

Their antics abroad is no secret.

His family must be crushed.

MOS = Mountain, Ocean, Sunshine

But there is more salt and cholesterol than nature in their fare...

A well meaning individual with homocidal intentions.

How virtual do you need to be to enjoy life?

Excellent idea.

Weed will save the States.

It's curtains for her.

Actually 601 injured. The wife said to me at 7pm, "Go to the conbini and get a bottle of wine." I said, "But it's a once in a decade blizzard out there!" She said "So?" I went, got the wine, then slipped on the way back and broke my finger. When I got back she asked, "Did you get white?" I said, "No..." She said, "Why not?"

Poor guys, sad way to go.

Fred was a great guy who loved and embraced life. He had spent the last 28 years here in Japan and had traveled to all corners of Japan by bicycle to visit local places and eat and drink and laugh with the locals. He climbed Kilimanjaro despite his weakened condition and the Tanzanian mountain guides called hi "Kifaru" meaning "Rhino" as they were amazed at his strength and determination. He was cruelly robbed of his life by cancer. Anyone wishing to pay tribute to Fred can join in his "Farewell Party" at Flora Nishifunabashi, 3 minutes from JR Nishi Funabashi Stn. 047-435-2211 on Sat. January 25th from 7-9pm.

I could never drive stoned. Always got super paranoid looking in the rear view for the cops.

World's greatest batter up on battery charges.

I drive to Tochigi on the Tohoku three times a month. If you are doing 120 km in the 100 km zone some dork in a Mercedes or similarly pretentious vehicle is guaranteed to ride your ** s till you succumb and change lanes. It's an arrogant psyche that often leads to disaster.

I ate at Sushi Zanmai last week in Tsukiji. Mediocre at best I thought.