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Posted in: Trump says U.S. agency will begin removing millions of illegal immigrants next week See in context

How many of the 12 million illegals voted in the last election?

Not enough, apparently.

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Posted in: Japan sets carbon-neutral goal by 2050 See in context

What really matters is what China, India and Africa do in the next 20 years.

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Posted in: DNA analysis identifies suspects in record 3,146 cases in 2018 See in context

It’s not just the 1.2 million people on the database that should be worried, it’s all their blood relatives also who can be implicated by a partial DNA match.

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Posted in: UK foreign minister says EU willing to renegotiate Brexit deal See in context

I’m really not looking forward to there being a Johnson in number 10.

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Posted in: Ahead of UK visit, Trump praises Brexit-supporting 'friends' Johnson and Farage See in context

I had been hoping the Duke of Edinburgh would be DT’s chauffeur around London.

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Posted in: Hydrogen-power electric flying vehicle: Long road to liftoff See in context

If they are as noisy as helicopters, then I hope they don’t start flying in great numbers near me.

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Posted in: Trump tees up for golf with Abe See in context

I wouldn’t have recognised Abe.

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Posted in: 'Pictures run riot' in major Japanese manga show in London See in context

I think hand-drawing will eventually die out... I just hope we can then preserve them.

I think hand-drawn will always be valued more highly than anything largely the product of a computer.

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Posted in: Tearful British PM May says she will resign on June 7 See in context

The next UK PM needs to be someone very wise, but not in it for themselves. I vote for Bran Stark.

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Posted in: Kono to ask foreign media to switch order of Japanese names See in context

Embrace both methods by saying the family-name twice, as in, for example “The name’s Bond James Bond”.

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Posted in: British Steel collapses, threatening thousands of jobs See in context

Perhaps Donald Trump will suggest something when he visits the UK next month.

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Posted in: 2 AI robots guide visitors during test trial at Tokyo Station See in context

The lady in the photo looks well pleased. She must have enjoyed the services of the multi-lingual robot.

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Posted in: 'Game of Thrones' reaches its end, with one or two shocks left See in context

Was that a subtle advocation of Scottish independence, or was I reading too much into the story about the Northern Kingdom?

No matter, the bit I enjoyed most was the in-joke about the Song of Ice and Fire book.

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Posted in: New laws of robotics needed to tackle AI: expert See in context

If we have drones flying about the place that are autonomous, cars that are autonomous, bots online that are speaking on Twitter or in finance trading stocks, all of those have to be attributed to a person

But autonomous cars cannot be attributed to a person, otherwise they’re not autonomous, surely?

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Posted in: New service will tell your boss to 'Take this job and shove it' -- for a price See in context

When I was made redundant, my boss didn’t tell me, but some HR low-life. So I quite sympathise with employees using this new service to resign.

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Posted in: Hollywood movie featuring schoolboy Trump in pipeline See in context

Will it have ‘cheering format’ screenings? Can’t wait.


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Posted in: ALFA-X bullet train See in context

UK’s HS2 top speed 362 km/h (225 mph). 2 km/h faster than Alfa-X.

According to the plans, and if it ever gets built.

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Posted in: Japan looks to prevent water shortage during Tokyo Olympics See in context

A hosepipe ban might help.

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Posted in: ALFA-X bullet train See in context

Designed to reduce the ‘thump’ when it enters tunnels. Hope the extra speed will make the Tokyo to central Sapporo journey (from 2030) as quick as by plane.

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Posted in: ANA gives superjumbo tours after 2nd Hawaii test flight See in context

Isn’t the A380 going out of production? A waste of money equipping airports to handle it.

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Posted in: The only way is down: subterranean survival warning See in context

You could call the underground people Morlocks, and the above ground Eloi.

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Posted in: People love coffee and beer for the buzz, not the taste: study See in context

Freshly ground coffee beans smell great, but the drink always disappoints somehow.

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Posted in: Former emperor, empress visit tennis club in first public appearance since his abdication See in context

They look happy to have beaten the system.

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Posted in: 'The Mikado' revamped for 21st century with Trumpian twist See in context

The president is more of a farce

Meanwhile, the UK continues with its own Whitehall Farce.

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Posted in: Grounded Max jets could contribute to higher summer fares See in context

200 fewer daily flights than planned through the heart of the peak summer season

If that means less CO2 being pumped into the atmosphere, then at least there’s an upside.

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Posted in: Do 'mechanical trees' offer the cure for climate change? See in context

The companies compress the high-concentration CO2 they capture and then can sell it for use in industrial applications, including making drinks fizzy

Well that’s a BIG help. Not. One Burp and it’s back in the atmosphere!

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Posted in: IOC head Bach says he has "sympathy" for Caster Semenya See in context

“All people are equal” except in this case. Someone shouldn’t be discriminated against, if they happened to have been born as they were. imho

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Posted in: Rocket launched by start-up firm reaches outer space for first time See in context

Anything Kim can do... we can do better.

It sounds quite hazardous for fishermen these days, with rockets falling into the sea.

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Posted in: Japan is getting a Mickey Mouse bullet train See in context

It does indeed look like Monkey D Luffy’s hat.

You may board a Mickey Mouse train, but with the Shinkansen’s safety record you’ll definitely arrive in One Piece.

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Posted in: Big battle brings record viewing for HBO's 'Game of Thrones' See in context

For anyone interested in ‘behind the scenes’ for the battle of Winterfell episode, try this

NB it is full of spoilers, obviously.

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