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Posted in: 'Who the hell are you?' Japanese man asks bear while it’s attacking him See in context

He’s now a fan of Iwrestledabearonce. Yes, that’s a real thing

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Posted in: Apple's next iPhone mirrors last year's, adds more storage See in context

Line up, consumer meat bags!

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Posted in: Gymnastics world championships in Kitakyushu to allow spectators See in context

Roll up in a hazmat suit just for giggles.

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Posted in: Japan to extend state of emergency again; set road map to lift curbs See in context

First it was August, then September, now November. I’ve got a weird feeling someone is leading us by the nose.

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Posted in: Takaichi joins race to be next PM; outlines 'Sanaenomics' policy See in context

Oh, she likes heavy metal? I like heavy metal too - I’ll vote for her on that basis alone.

Personality traits and inherent characteristics should not be the reason for supporting a person - stances on policy should be.

1: opposing different surnames - agreed

2: increased government spending - disagreed

3: stricter government controls - disagreed

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Posted in: Hong Kong police arrest Tiananmen vigil organizers See in context

I was there, in HK, 1989. Only a child at the time, but I remember looking out the window and seeing absolute hordes of people protesting. It was scary.

What the CCP are doing now scares me more.

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Posted in: Nikkei ends at 6-month high above 30,000 on hopes for new gov't See in context

Break out the champagne everyone, a new government will make everything super duper more good and stuff.

Pardon me if I don’t hold my breath.

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Posted in: U.S. expects to admit more than 50,000 evacuated Afghans See in context

I’m sure they’ll integrate seamlessly.

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Posted in: Survey: Owners frustrated when linking phones to vehicles See in context

I’m with you, theFU. None of my cars have any of that connectivity and that’s exactly how I like it. Focus on / enjoy the road.

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Posted in: Sleek modern horror 'Candyman' has got quite a hook See in context

Another reboot, oh joy!

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Posted in: Difficult to end state of emergency as planned: health minister See in context

Guvamint moving goalposts? Who would thunk it?

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Posted in: Cruise unveils 'most dangerous stunt' in 'Mission: Impossible 7' See in context

Questionable beliefs aside, you have to give the dude props for his work.

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Posted in: Osaka pachinko parlor offers to become public vaccination center See in context

Here’s my pitch for their slogan:

“You’ve gotta have balls to get the shot. We’ve got plenty.”

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Posted in: Rolling Stones honor album 'Tattoo You' with 9 new tunes See in context

1981: Start me up!

2021: Lock me down!

Silliness aside, I’m pulling out the record player.

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Posted in: 9-year-old boy, father drown in river in Tochigi Pref See in context

I remember PSAs as a child telling us about the dangers of river swimming. Please remember that it only takes knee-height water to sweep you off your feet.

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Posted in: China passes tough new online privacy law See in context

You can’t gather, steal, and control people’s personal data!

That’s our job.

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Posted in: Images of women vandalized as Kabul faces up to Taliban rule See in context

I know this might be hard to accept, but this is what an actual patriarchy looks like.

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Posted in: Woman outwits phone scammer pretending to be her son See in context

Well done, love!

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Posted in: Japan animation industry sales fall 1.8% in 2020; 1st drop in decade See in context

When you can’t increase sales under a global pandemic when people aren’t even allowed to look out the blimmin’ window, you know your product is rubbish.

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Posted in: Japan to evacuate embassy in Kabul See in context

But Biden said that a Taliban takeover couldn’t possibly happen because they had over 300,000 well trained, well equipped Afghan troops.

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Posted in: Freighter splits in two after running aground at port in Aomori Pref See in context

Captain: “Don’t be daft, man, the depth gauge says we’re fine”

First Officer: “Sir, it’s in meters, not feet.”

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Posted in: Grammys commit to more hiring diversity for 2022 show See in context

About time. If there’s one thing I never tire of hearing, it’s greater representation, inclusivity, and diversity.

Too subtle?

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Posted in: Japan studies giving 3rd coronavirus vaccine shots next year See in context

Let’s be real, the end goal is to make it an annual or biannual thing.

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Posted in: Tokyo Olympics struggle for youth appeal despite new sports See in context

IOC: Please, please, please, watch our sportballz

Youngsters: Nah, it'll be fine.

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Posted in: Greek artistic swimmers isolated over virus cluster at athletes' village See in context

There's another way to use "cluster" - just add a few more letters, I'm sure you know which ones, and that describes the situation more accurately.

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Posted in: Faster, higher, older: Pensioners defy virus fears to keep Olympics running See in context

The IOC makes my blood boil. Gajillions of dollars from donations, licensing rights, and government bidding (allegedly), and they still manage to draw in 70,000+ volunteers to work for free - under brutal conditions - so we can all enjoy the woke sportsballs.

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Posted in: Suga says no link between Olympics and virus surge See in context

Come on, guys, if the government says so, then it must be true.

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Posted in: Olympic Games organizers admit to wasting about 4,000 boxes of food See in context

"used for biomass power generation"

i.e., just burned. I love euphemisms, don't you?

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Posted in: Tokyo Olympic opening ceremony begins See in context

A man bearing the standard, fine. A woman bearing the standard, fine. Some awkward attempt to share it - cringe overload.

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Posted in: Do you plan to watch any of the Tokyo Olympic opening ceremony on TV on Friday night? See in context

I’d rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty fish hook, so, no.

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