Oh, Pie! comments

Whoa, naive people being taken advantage of. And adults at that. Never heard of that before.

As a guy, it's not hard at all.

Don't feed them. Teach them how to fish.

"The world is against me, and it wouldn't be fair if it weren't" -Donald Trump

When just one man causes this much controversy; even within his own party; and has such an enormous following of supporters, he must be doing something right. The anal pains he produces is like nothing ever seen before. I, for one, am grateful to be a part of this glorious age in American history. November can't come soon enough!

I'm sure the new Pokemon games will fix that.

You know what else isn't right? Letting the cartel defile your country and mercilessly eliminate your people.

In the event you feel you gotta spank your kid, spank him/her the old fashioned way, not try to kill the kid! And you need to explain why what they're doing is wrong or they'll never learn. Christ. (Didn't even he say something like that?)

Poor guy. It can't be helped. Mental illness is a disease that causes people to unwillingly do things they normally would not. My prayers go out to this man, hope he gets the help he so sorely needs.

Now THAT was a debate. It was so thrilling, I felt like I was at a boxing match. Even though I'm a Trump supporter, I think Rubio and Cruz did an excellent job hitting him with hard questions and keeping up the pressure. But Trump lashed back by detailing his stance on obamacare and free markets. He showed the toughness and calmness under pressure needed to be the leader of the free world. I'm sure Putin, Kim, Israel, and the weak liberals "got nervous" in his wake. Super Tuesday can't get here soon enough! Make America great again!

Time to dominate Super Tuesday. History in the making, folks.

The fact that Hispanics came out and voted for him speaks volumes. See, America needs a leader of the people, for the people, not money. He's already rich. He's **going to build a wall, which will pay for itself once the illegals can't get in/are deported, and will create jobs in and of itself. He's gonna ban all Muslims, which is much needed. Let the Middle East take care of it's own problems, the US isn't the world's police. The majority of Americans want change, and that's exactly what we'll get come November. No liberals whining, no PC bs, and no backing down from those who are a threat to American safety. And if you don't like it, leave, I'm sure Japan could use more English teachers.

I saw the video one of the passengers took. It was pitiful. Everyone huddled near the plane, the cameraman; a fully grown man, kept going "やばい! やばい!" instead of helping the women and children away from the plane. What if, God forbid, one of the engines exploded? Is this really the kind of situation to scream your head off and record the scene?! I mean, they landed literally right on the tarmac. Is it that below you to help get everyone somewhere warm and away from danger. Jeez.

Fill in the blank: "You can't ____ the Trump!"

No one can Stump the Trump, right Jeb?

Bless you Pope Francis. Indeed, building bridges is a fundamental Christian ideology. For starters, let's build a bridge from the Vatican to the Gaza Strip post-haste so that others can let you know exactly what they think of Christianity! Doing so may even bring you closer to God than ever!

America needs a strong, fearless, adamant leader. A man who isn't afraid to tell it like it is, instead of lies filled with fluff. A man who'll let the rest of the world deal with its own problems. A man who Israel cannot bribe or coerce. A man who'll shove shove his figurative boot into the rear end of Islam. A man who'll take on not only the opposition, but the puppets in his own party as well. A man who believes that America, and her allies, can indeed be great again. And that man is Donald Trump.

There are people who still don't use the internet for porn. C'mon now, it's 2016.

@smithinjapan Ever thought about getting a job in the child welfare sector? They desperately need someone like you.

Taking care of a baby is easy. Just feed it, change its diapers, and buy it a gameboy.

@khulifi Don't be so quick to judge, he might have been defending himself from a potential murderer

I can understand that there are some people that don't want to deal with the great responsibility of raising or dealing with children because they want to live for themselves, live freely. They simply don't have kids, and I respect that. But if you are an adult that makes the decision to have a child and abuse the child because you want to have fun, you aren't an adult, nor are you a human being. How could you bear a child, and not have any love towards him/her? That is your offspring, your genes, the personification of the love you have/had for your significant other. I just can't wrap my head around how one could be so cruel to their own flesh and blood. If there are people that act like that towards their own children, I shudder to think how they treat friends, family, coworkers, or even complete strangers. Do these people even know what true love is? How disheartening...

@sensei258 No, no. I say give him a light sentence. Poor kid had a rough upbringing. Give him a chance.

Unbelievable!

Everyone knows black tights don't color coordinate properly with brown hair. Why didn't he dye it black or at least give it a silverish hue?! And would it kill him to wear leggings as opposed to tights? Someone please arrest this man.

50 years old and still living with mom...I'd have stayed in the fire were I him. Poor mother.

That's nice. Still not buying your album or concert tickets though.

People taking drugs and having affairs is what counts as news in Japan? Does its media and citizens have nothing better to do than to gossip about other people's business? Aren't there more important things to worry about, like, I dunno, North Korea, Zika, dirty politicians, China, North Korea, and ISIS? (Did I forget to mention North Korea?) I don't blame this guy one bit for using drugs, I would too if this is how it is there. A society like this breeds unhappiness, and that unhappiness takes its toll on the population every year. Report on that. Not if some girl had sex with a married guy or if some ex athlete took LSD. But I guess that's how it is when everyone works 80 hours a week and don't do the hanky panky in the sack.

Yes, that's right, burn the machine so you can get the melted, singed money inside. Ingenious!

Does no one know what "Drink responsibly" means? Well, I guess they'd have to know what "responsible" means first...

You can't stop Trump. He represents the millions of the scared, gun-loving, arrogant, racist Americans. Sadly, there's really nothing anyone can do to stop him, even those in his own party. I say, let him win. He'll be worse than Bush Sr. and Bush Jr. combined. Hopefully I'll find a new country to reside in before then. Wish me luck.