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Posted in: Trump adviser Stone: I'm not Kim Kardashian, don't need gag order See in context

Whats up with the Nixon pose?

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Posted in: Osaka cuts sister city ties with San Francisco over 'comfort women' statue See in context

This all started when relations worsened in 2013, when Mayor Toru Hashimoto stated that comfort women "were necessary at the time." The San Francisco Board of Supervisors then adopted a resolution condemning Hashimoto over his remark. The city also rejected a visit by the Osaka mayor.

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Posted in: World powers rally to defend value of Iran nuclear accord See in context

These small countries mass producing nuclear material, selling it to other countries and then wanting to make a "deal" with the richer countries to stop it is nothing more than blackmail!

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Posted in: California suing to block Trump border wall See in context

If they gave all the illegals a work visa, paid them minimum wages with health insurance

Cali would build the wall tomorrow!

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Posted in: Abe says time for talk is over with North Korea See in context

You can't talk to someone who is not talking!

Believe me! I'm married!

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Posted in: Strycova advances to quarterfinals at Pan Pacific Open See in context

WoW what a shot!

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Posted in: U.S. holds parachuting drill at Okinawa base despite opposition See in context

16 service members parachuted at 7:30 in the morning? I'm sure they landed quickly?

What's all this fuss about?

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Posted in: Japan's rural elderly behind push to reverse gas station closures See in context

The issue is becoming so acute that the central government is budgeting several tens of millions of dollars a year to support the refurbishment of rural gasoline stands.

If you can get some government funds this may be a good retirement business opportunity!?

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Posted in: N Korea fires missile over northern Japan; Abe speaks with Trump See in context

This sob is not going to stop until he gets us all blown up! NK is one of the world's largest possessors of chemical weapons, ranking third after the United States and Russia. Seems he is really itching for someone to attack. I'm sure the whole country is booby trapped!

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Posted in: Konami Sports Club receives bomb threats for Aug 25-27 See in context

Disgruntled ex-employee perhaps?

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Posted in: U.S. Navy removes senior officers of warship in deadly collision See in context

Somebody should be charged with manslaughter!

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Posted in: PPAP star Piko Taro marries model 15 years his junior See in context

"I will work even harder at home and at work," 

Crack me up! LOL!

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Posted in: Trump's claim Akie Abe wife cannot speak English generates buzz See in context

Honestly what would anyones conversation be with Trump? PPAP?

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Posted in: Assemblywomen ask Miyagi governor to take down suggestive PR video See in context

Maybe they wanted to remove the video because of Mitsu Dan's porn movie history.

The tourism video is pretty lame and don't understand what is her appeal?

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Posted in: OJ Simpson granted parole in armed robbery See in context

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It is sad that most everyone I idolized as a child on my Wheaties box has become rather strange.

I don't think it is a racial issue as the post suggests.

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Posted in: OJ Simpson granted parole in armed robbery See in context

It is sad that most everyone I idolized as a child on my Wheaties box has become rather strange.

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Posted in: U.S. bans Americans from traveling to N Korea after student's death See in context

China-based Young Pioneer Tours, which had taken Warmbier to North Korea,

common sense is better than any governments orders!

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Posted in: Australian police charge Vatican cardinal with sex offenses See in context

So much evil hiding behind the name of GOD.

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Posted in: China flexes military muscle in Hong Kong during Xi's visit See in context

Xi's visions of grandeur a-la Jong.

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Posted in: An estimated 23 mil would lose health insurance under Republican bill See in context

As long as it stays a business for profit nothing is going to change.

make all the bills you want and call it whatever but its just a band-aid.

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Posted in: Pope asks Trump to be peacemaker See in context

Pope looks liooks like Darth Vader!

Very scary!

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Posted in: Pope asks Trump to be peacemaker See in context

Trump giggling to himself about his "peace maker" joke. While everyone else seems to be dressed waiting for the funeral.

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Posted in: Xi tells LDP's No. 2 man he wants to improve ties with Japan See in context

Maybe he meant "You guys should wear better ties"

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Posted in: Japanese heavy metal band denied U.S. entry; club cites Trump policy See in context

From what I understand you can use an ESTA visa if you are playing unpaid gigs. If you are getting paid you need a working visa. Other bands have also been denied entry. https://www.google.co.jp/amp/s/amp.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/03/multiple-sxsw-bands-denied-entry-into-the-us.html

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