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Shouldn't it be sexy biz?

Whats up with the Nixon pose?

This all started when relations worsened in 2013, when Mayor Toru Hashimoto stated that comfort women "were necessary at the time." The San Francisco Board of Supervisors then adopted a resolution condemning Hashimoto over his remark. The city also rejected a visit by the Osaka mayor.

These small countries mass producing nuclear material, selling it to other countries and then wanting to make a "deal" with the richer countries to stop it is nothing more than blackmail!

If they gave all the illegals a work visa, paid them minimum wages with health insurance

Cali would build the wall tomorrow!

You can't talk to someone who is not talking!

Believe me! I'm married!

WoW what a shot!

16 service members parachuted at 7:30 in the morning? I'm sure they landed quickly?

What's all this fuss about?

The issue is becoming so acute that the central government is budgeting several tens of millions of dollars a year to support the refurbishment of rural gasoline stands.

If you can get some government funds this may be a good retirement business opportunity!?

This sob is not going to stop until he gets us all blown up! NK is one of the world's largest possessors of chemical weapons, ranking third after the United States and Russia. Seems he is really itching for someone to attack. I'm sure the whole country is booby trapped!

Disgruntled ex-employee perhaps?

Somebody should be charged with manslaughter!

"I will work even harder at home and at work," 

Crack me up! LOL!

Honestly what would anyones conversation be with Trump? PPAP?

Maybe they wanted to remove the video because of Mitsu Dan's porn movie history.

The tourism video is pretty lame and don't understand what is her appeal?

OnionToday  11:17 pm JST

It is sad that most everyone I idolized as a child on my Wheaties box has become rather strange.

I don't think it is a racial issue as the post suggests.

It is sad that most everyone I idolized as a child on my Wheaties box has become rather strange.

China-based Young Pioneer Tours, which had taken Warmbier to North Korea,

common sense is better than any governments orders!

So much evil hiding behind the name of GOD.

Xi's visions of grandeur a-la Jong.

As long as it stays a business for profit nothing is going to change.

make all the bills you want and call it whatever but its just a band-aid.

Pope looks liooks like Darth Vader!

Very scary!

Trump giggling to himself about his "peace maker" joke. While everyone else seems to be dressed waiting for the funeral.

Maybe he meant "You guys should wear better ties"

From what I understand you can use an ESTA visa if you are playing unpaid gigs. If you are getting paid you need a working visa. Other bands have also been denied entry. https://www.google.co.jp/amp/s/amp.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/03/multiple-sxsw-bands-denied-entry-into-the-us.html